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When someone says something manipulative or passive aggressive to you thinking you won’t catch on to their little game but you fucking do.
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Artist: What tattoo do you want?
Leto Joker: I want “HA HA HA” on my chest.
Artist: Okay.
Leto Joker: Because I’m a bit mad!
Artist: I said okay.
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Jennifer’s Body (2009)
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i need this in my life
The sticker my friend put on his dashboard for whenever anyone complains about his driving.
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Grease (1978).
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Sandro Bisaro
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I used to get mad when men would make jokes about how women’s periods make them irrational, but now I just remember that during Victorian times, a table’s legs were thought to arouse men so they invented table cloths to cover them up so men wouldn’t get erections during dinner
I might cry for no reason but at least I’ve never gotten a BONER for a fucking TABLE
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Marilyn Monroe: Haaaaappy biiiiiirthdaaaay Mr. President ;)
John F. Kennedy:
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Saint Laurent Fall 2016 RTW
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