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vvriska's mom

phrasing of this is taking me out

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I theorize the reason "bottoms" appear more prevalent than "tops" on these types of spaces is that it is simply easier to be funny about being a bottom than about being a top without sounding like a sex offender

"uuuuu 🥺 pls cock me aaaaaaaa *runs into wall like Wile E Coyote running into his own tunnel painting*" easy as shit comedy

"I want to put my DICK in someone" whoa dude calm down, take it easy

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Available as a print!

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HATCHED TO GET CULLED

alternia is a fuck

眼費Kill’em All 2009

I am mutant man

1,025,612,413 DEAD LOWBLOODS

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I tried a thing and I hate but I’ll dump it here anyway

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ERIDAN: despair!

ERIDAN: anguish! horror!

FEFERI: Is somefin wrong?

ERIDAN: thats better. some a you are pretendin to notice me at last. howw kind of you to ask, fef

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Eridan: huge shout out to purple for being the only color that has like no losers. deep purple royal purple bluish purple redish purple pastel purple dusty purple lavvender periwwinkle vviolet like. banger after banger after banger!!

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just found out that giant squid meat is chock fucking full of ammonium ions to increase buoyancy so they would taste fucking disgusting if you tried to make calamari out of them. i mean i wasn't planning on it but a girl can dream right? nobody talk to me

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Vampires where blood groups matter. Drinking off an incompatible blood group makes you extremely ill. Vampires can also feed from each other, and sometimes will as a bonding or dominance thing, so they have an organically evolved blood-group-based social caste system.

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sad story

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I kinda wish /hj stuck around but like it was short for handjob. Like sometimes you see a post so good you need to jerk off whoever made it

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appease the homestuck gods /j please draw the spidergirl(its her birthday)

Happy birthday to the worst person ever <3