That silly idea that you were thinking of writing? Write it.
That embarrassing self-insert that you made? Write a story where they make out with someone you’d like.
That oc who’s just a little too overpowered, maybe? Keep writing them. You’ll just have to make ridiculously powerful villains.
In a short amount of time you could die, and the universe will not care if you wrote about that self-insert, or typed up that silly story, or indulged in that oc. So why not do it? Fuck it.
You've met a girl so freakishly perfect for you that you've decided to be her friend. This is because she stalks you 24/7 and adjusts to your tastes. You know but she doesn't know you do. You let it slide because you enjoy her company.
Elves have never been affected by narcotics, making elves incredibly judgmental of human drug use. However, one special human drug is the exception, affecting elves far more than any other creature: caffeine.