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Every computer needs a “cleaning keyboard” mode where the keys would be inactive while you wipe them down

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Date a boy who forgives you for your past

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i know its the mets, but this is the coolest shit i’ve ever seen a human being do

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Sales floor at the San Francisco Succulent and Cactus Society 2017 show and sale at the County Fair building in Golden Gate Park

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so it’s like the first really hot day of the season today and I was walking down the street to the bus station. I’m wearing a crop top and honestly look fine as ever.

I pass these two guys and they whistle and one made cat noises and one asked “hey missy, where are you going dressed like that?”

and I was trying to walk past but it looked like they were about to follow me so I tried to say “back off” or “go to hell” but I was flustered because I’ve never been catcalled before and I said loudly “BACK TO HELL”

and they were just like “shit alright” and let me be.

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HE JUST FCKING SCREAMS I-

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You never know what people have to go home to, always be kind.

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y'all I can guarantee you 9/10 times cashiers do not give a flyin’ flip what you buy listen I have seen people buy laxatives and adult diapers you think I’m gonna give a damn if you’re buying tampons for your wife like bitch I probably didn’t even look at the package I’m just concerned with getting it scanned beep beep motherfucker and we’re done

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Pittsburgh Weekly Gazette, Pennsylvania, August 16, 1905

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mood

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this is beyond incredible

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i always laugh whenever we have to centrifuge bacteria because imagine you’re just chilling in some broth with your buds and then someone comes along and puts you in a tube and spins you at fucking 14,000 rpm

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@ movie musicals: please just cast actors who are also singers. or if you’re not going to do that at least just go the les mis (2012) route and exploit the less than perfect singing for Emotional Authenticity rather than autotuning the shit out of every other note. or at least if you’re going to autotune it get someone who can actually do it well and doesn’t treat the software like they’ve always wanted to be a producer for t-pain

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The dangers and troubles of being a panda zookeeper.

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