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Let’s block a parking space with mama

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It's pride month. You know what that means. FISH!

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you guys need to let go of any rigid belief in what being nonbinary is because it can be anything. like someone can look completely average in gender presentation and do literally nothing to set themselves apart from their assigned gender and still be nonbinary.

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grab your knives 🗡️

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Happy Ides of March for those who celebrate <3

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ONE MORE DAY

You can only reblog this on 14th march

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it's impossible to write cyberpunk fiction any more

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Just remembered when I was a child I found a christian webpage arguing that hydrothermal tube worms support the existence of hell because of something in the bible about hell having demonic worms in it that eat your soul and I wrote a lengthy angry email about how tube worms can't be connected to evil because they are beautiful gentle beings who cannot hurt anything and just sway peacefully forever sustained by the vent itself, the most innocent creature there coupd ever be.

They never responded to me so obviously I hope they DIED. fucking bastards !!!! 😡😡😡

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your unreliable narrator fucking bit me

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Oh no, my long fish isn't breathing! Does anybody know CPGar?

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"save me, substance abuse!" i cry. before you can moralize to me about the dangers of addiction, a noble and powerful steed gallops into the room - my horse whom i have named "substance abuse". you learn an important lesson about making assumptions. i snort a line off its back

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Emilia Pérez ( 2024 ) dir. Jacques Audiard

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putting my brain in a waffle press would fix me

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Just slap some eyes on 'em

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK. I JUST REMEMBERED THAT LAST NIGHT I DREAMT A JELLYFISH-LIKE EXTREMELY VENOMOUS SEA CREATURE THAT HAD LIKE A HUMAN FACE OR EYES AND THE SPECIES NAME— the species name was something along the lines of “baeve balsamied xerox” (LIKE THE FUCKING PRINTER COMPANY?????), “baeve” was like another word for brackish. I’m now kind of unsure if the middle word was balsamied but it was something like it and the name was comprised of three words and the middle one had the same letter as the first one which we’ve established was baeve.

This sea creature would cause uneasy feelings in people and would often give them the strong urge to pop one of the BBX’s eyes. But you shouldn’t, for an unspecified reason. This would make people even more uneasy.

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an erotic poem:

leg so hot

hot hot leg

leg so hot u fry an eg

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TOMORROW IS THE 4-YEAR ANNIVERSARY OF HIM DOING IT TO US

National Holiday

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I'm not ADHD I just spend six hours not moving reading Barefoot Gen on my phone off internet archive with the lights off, like regular people do