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Ough shit….

"I love you but you're doing wrong in a way I cannot condone" and "I hate you but you're being wronged in a way I cannot stomach" are top tier and I need more of them.

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part one (rogue one version)

I had a lot of time to think about making memes while I was babysitting earlier today. Now I'm going to probably disappear from posting hehe

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was almost worried fascist fanboy was about to get a redemption arc but no he found out his fascist girlfriend lied to him which meant the last 2 years of his work meant nothing, choked her out bc he's an incel, thought he was about to get a personal victory against cassian only to find out that his archnemesis has absolutely no fucking clue who he is bc he's irrelevant, and then gets headshotted by the billionaire tailor who he's been conning this whole time. FANTASTIC 10/10 NO NOTES.

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When violent characters are gentle and tender & when gentle characters are violent and unhinged

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hey, my wraith saw you from across the dungeon and wanted to know if he was cool to touch you with his long-ass skeletal ice finger

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Are you ever typing something that your phone autocapitalizes and you go back and re-type it just to force uncapitalize it. Like no sorry mcdonalds doesn’t deserve that level of respect from me

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Fucks me up to think about how every character in the world is literally just someone's OC

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I’m gnashing my teeth like a child of Cain

If this is a prison I’m willing to bite my own chain

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dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

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asking "hey is it fine if I smoke in here" and before you're able to answer I've already set up a full rack of salmon over a fire in your living room

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@revoltinggirl-urethra

Jane and Heather

How strong is your levitation magic?

*from above you* how do i get down

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The wildlife is doing things I’ve never seen it do before. I think it’s time I go to bed. In that case.

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haha thats so funny [face gets gravely serious] but were you not a staunch and trusted ally i would have you executed for such a joke

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Really disappointed I can’t do the Tom and Jerry scream cos what else am I supposed to do when I slice my fingers open on the wire bead of a tire at work

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I am a huge fan of retiring to my quarters