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turns out I'm not out of my "I need to dye my hair black" phase

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the first rule of being on the internet is you should have other stuff going on, besides being on the internet

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this is the funniest scp and yet i've never seen anyone posting about it:

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me and the boys have a couple of chains wrapped around the sword in the stone hooked up to mikes toyota tundra gonna pull that fucker out like a tooth.

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Why the fuck are you 30+ on tumblr

this is my house?

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Faces in coffee.

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bro is amok

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the thing about being nonbinary is that you really do start to forget that other people have such strict walls around what is and isn’t allowed for genders. i thought we all agreed that we made that up. could you climb out of the cave real quick and feel the sunshine for a minute.

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the new composite james webb image is so beautiful ive been staring at it for 10 minutes straight

featuring jupiters rings, amalthea (along with a bunch of other moons), the northern and southern auroras, and the great red spot

EDIT: FAQs answered here

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i mean this from the bottom of my heart: no one is impressed by your loud ass car. actually we talked about it and we all want you dead.

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living next to a body of water never gets old. I don't think it even matters if its the ocean or a lake or a little creek or whatever. lizard brain sees big pond and lights up instantly and says "perfect, we will zone out in front of this for 15-30 minutes and go home refreshed."

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If I won the lottery I wouldn't tell anyone, but there would be signs.

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I reference this meme so often and nobody ever gets the reference. It's so distressing