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oddity036 · 4 months ago
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Thanks all!
I didn't expect any of my posts to blow up so much, so thanks for readin! I just started yesterday, so dont you worry, ther'll be PLENTY more comin your way!
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oddity036 · 4 months ago
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UNCLE MIKE PT 2:
CW: DISPOSAL, (SAFE)
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"Alright kid, your parents will be here in a couple hours... ready to hop out?"
Reluctantly, I said yes, not wanting to leave this warm, squishy heaven, but knowing I had to.
"Alright... well, I can really only get ya out one way..."
Confused by what he meant, I asked how he planned to let me out, though by that tone, I had my suspicions...
"Well, you've kinda gotta go the same way the rest of my food goes, y'know? You'll come out fine, albeit you'll smell a bit... Just let me work ya through, okay?"
Realizing what he meant, I began to think and panic before asking "Wait! How am i going to breathe through there?!"
Mike seemed to ponder this for a moment before asking, "Well, you ever heard of inflation?"
Cut to twenty minutes later, Mike had retrieved a pump and was slowly pumping air through his lower digestive tract for safe passage. As I began to slide through, the constant noise coming from his ass from the air being pushed back out was akin to a thunderstorm, almost loud enough to hurt my ears.
Before too long I was almost through the slimy chamber, but this whole experience had given me such a hardon, it was causing Mike pain.
"Kid, what are you doing in there? Something hurts like hell!"
I briefly explained it was my massive hardon, past the point of embarassment
"Well get rid of it! I aint pushin you any further till you do!"
I did as he instructed, but something was happening outside. As I took care of my own, I heard... moaning? Just then, the walls of the colon shrunk around me, squeezing hard. Was he... getting hard? I realized I must have been right at his prostate, so I felt around for it and... Bingo! I gently massaged the mass of tissue to help him. As I finished with my own hardon, I could hear Mike getting closer with his own, but every second he jacked off, I was losing more air. The only solution was to help him finish as soon as possible. It was too late, I took my last breath of the air that was still left, and held it as long as I could, but I started sliding back inside of Mike as he finished himself off... i began to pass out just as he gave one final push and expelled me from his now enlarged anus
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Once I was fully out, he laid down on his belly, recovering, and pointed me to the shower to clean up. Once I finished washing all the... slime, off of my body, I got out and headed back to the living room where my parents were already waiting, with a fully clothed, albeit shirtless, (And probably hungry, now that I was gone) Mike.
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"Ready to head home, champ?" My dad asked.
I replied- "Yeah! But uh, would yall mind if I spent a little more time with Uncle Mike?"
"Oh, uh, Sure!" My mom answered, and Mike gave me a sly grin
"Ohh yeah, He and I have are gonna get along just fine"
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oddity036 · 4 months ago
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That rude ass neighbour that was revving his truck by our window last night? Oh, dont worry about calling the HOA about it, i have a feeling he wont be causing any more problems...
UUUrp-
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oddity036 · 4 months ago
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I always loved going to my grandpas house, It was the perfect place out in the middle of nowhere, nobody to bother you, miles of forrest and plains to be explored all around... Well, ALMOST perfect. See, anytime we got in big trouble with grandpa, he would grab us and hold us above his mouth and threaten to eat us, of course he never meant it, right...?
Well... that's what I thought until one day I ventured too far out and didnt get home till late. He was PISSED, and he threatened me with the same punishment he did everytime, so i called his bluff. Then he did it. He dropped me. I fell past his teeth, through his throaght, and right into his slimy stomach with the roast beef he'd had for dinner.
"Try calling my bluff, crist kid, I almost oughta just keep you in there. You're grounded all weekend now." -Urp
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oddity036 · 4 months ago
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UNCLE MIKE PT 1:
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I was visiting my dad's adopted brother, Uncle Mike, for the weekend as my parents were out of town, and this was a big problem for me. See, I'm 19, but they'd rather not leave me home alone after an accident last year. Now, the reason it was bad for me? Well...
I've always had this... Fantasy, you could call it? Of going up and just rubbing on his glorious gut... God, it's so big and hairy, but smooth at the same time. I just want to shove my face into it every time i see it and listen for hours.
Que me arriving there and my parents leaving. Everything was fine at first, i sat down watching the current baseball game with him, but the only "ball" i could really think about was the round sphere of a gut on Mike...
Then, the worst possible thing happened. Mike got up with a grunt and began to take his shirt off- "Whew son, it's hot as hell in here. That AC don't make a damn difference. Hope ya dont mind"
As you could imagine, I wanted to die on the spot.
"Hey, kid, come to think of it, mind grabbin me a cold one?"
I gladly went to the kitchen, happy to have any excuse to get him out of my line of sight, but when i returned and gave him the beer, he said
"Hey, before ya sit down... I dunno uh, how to put this but... I've noticed for a couple years now how ya been lookin at me. Specifically my gut. Of course, i can't blame ya, look at this thing! Ya dont get a gut like this off of nothin but beer and good mama's style food, huh?"
I could only sheepishly nod and stare back, terrified that I had been read so quickly and easily.
"Anyways, I wanted to ask, if you'll keep this between you and me, if ya wanna come get all those temptations outta yer system? I'm down for a good rubbin if you're good to give it"
I couldnt believe my ears, this was like a dream come true for me! Of course I (a bit too eagerly) agreed, and knealt down to get face to face with the gut i'd been admiring for years, running my fingers along the hairy surface, stretched taught with years of beer and mounds of food...
Then he asked...
"Hey... Y'know I aint got a whole lot of cash... It's a bit hard to afford too much food, especially for two people, so i have a... proposition of sorts. You eat dinner tonight, and I put you in my tank for the night to hold me over. I'll let ya out in the morning, promise."
I could only look at him, bewildered with what he was asking... It had to be a joke, right? He didnt really think he could swallow me whole, did he? But something in his eyes was telling me he was dead serious.
"Well, if that's a yes, you can help yourself to whatever ya want in the kitchen, just dont eat me out of house and home..."
20 minutes later, i returned to the living room, haven eaten a pack of ramen noodles. I looked at Mike with a questioning glance as he motioned for me to get closer
"Ya done then? Great. Cmere, " he said, as he grabbed me by the underarms and opened his mouth wide... I could smell the beer on his breath as he brought me closer, his mouth stretching impossibly wide, or was i getting smaller? At this point who knows...
He grabbed my shirt and quickly pulled it off as he then grabbed me and shoved me headfirst into the gaping maw. It was like nothing i'd ever felt before... then came the panic, I started to flail, fully realizing just what was happening only then, but it was too late. He slipped off my pants and socks, savoring the flavor until I fell entirely past his lips and into his stomach. In there, I could hear the gurgling of everything going on inside of him and his muffled voice from outside:
"Ohhh yeah kid... you really hit the spot. Well, I guess i'll see you in the morning, huh?"
I was about to reply as i felt his gut tighten and squeeze as he sat upright again, watching the game once more.
"Oh- Hell yeah, home run!"
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oddity036 · 4 months ago
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"Babe, havent heard anything in a while, you alright in there?"
All the conformation jason got was a quiet snore.
"Guess you fell asleep again... oh well, im not averse to sleepin with a full belly"
Cole had been spending quite a lot of time in his lovers stomach... It all started out as a joke one night between them, Cole in disbelief at how much Jason could eat- "Jesus dude, you could probably fit a person in there"
"Oh yeah? What makes you say that? Ya wanna find out?"
Cole blushed, not knowing how to respond, but eventually sheepishly letting out a "Couldnt hurt, could it?"
Come to 6 months later, now cole spends almost every other night in the warm confines of his oh so ravenous lover
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oddity036 · 4 months ago
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Dude, what'd you expect?! You were buggin the hell out of me on purpose, now just stay quiet and maybe i'll let you out after i finish work.
Jesus, dude...
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oddity036 · 4 months ago
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I swear it was an accident boss! He fell from the ladder and i just so happened to... Catch him. Again...
Yeah yeah, he'll be at work tomorrow, that's for damn sure, you and him had just better hope there's enough of him left to wear a vest and hardhat tomorrow, yeah?
Look, i can't PROMISE not to send him down the shitter, but we'll see what happens come morning. Maybe it'll serve as a lesson to be more careful. After all, it's the second time this month it's happened. It's almost like he wants to be in here
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oddity036 · 4 months ago
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My roomate came home drunk again, so i decided i'd deal with the problem once and for all.
Urp- now i can finally get some sleep
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oddity036 · 4 months ago
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Brandon could only listen and kick frantically now as Ol' John was too plastered to feel anything, much less hear the dude in there yelling.
John had convinced brandon to let john swallow him for the BBG - "Biggest Beer Gut" competition. Brandon reluctantly agreed, knowing the prize was nearly two gallons of top vodka, on the stipulation he would get half.
Once the competition was over and John had won, he immediately began taking shots of his share, much to Brandon's dismay... He tried to get john's attention by yelling and kicking, but john knew he couldnt just let brandon out in public, and it would be a WHILE before he got back home so... might as well enjoy the feeling
John wasnt gonna digest him or anything, and Brandon knew that, but being in a tank half filled with that giant bottle of vodka definitely wasn't ideal. Brandon just hoped that John wouldnt pass out before letting him out.
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oddity036 · 4 months ago
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Damien sat there, paralyzed in ecstasy as the last of the other dudes feet disappeared up his hole. Belly squirming underneath him, he could feel every movement inside himself. It was a satisfying hookup, but now something else was hungry, too. Any volunteers to fill that sack?
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