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Oh I’m so sleepy… won’t you use !tuck to tuck me into bed?

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yeah I'm an airship mechanic. I got that big ass wrench and the boots that are too big, but also, and this is important, goggles I do not use correctly

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Ion and Lovataar

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Yes I edited this on my phone

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That old man is absolutely smoking weed, to be certain. I bet he's sneaking tokes on his one-hitter in public when no one's looking. And even if they smell it, they'd wonder "wtf, who's smoking pot? Certainly not that old bald bitch in the wheelchair" and he'd get a secret kick out of reading their thoughts and knowing that yes, it was indeed that old bald bitch in the wheelchair.

Given that he was a peace and love guy in the 60s Charles Xavier has absolutely smoked pot before but he's also, famously, A Square, so we have to wonder. Is professor x chill like that

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I love that there wasn't any big issue with the development that delay it, it just took a Long ass time to make because that's how they roll.

Yeah that's what game development is supposed to look like and what we were used to when I was a kid....movies too. Big games and movies were expected to take more than two years

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my toddler is 3 years old and wont eat anything other than fine porterhouse steaks and sweet port wine

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Give me a V!

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stone age isekai where an upper paleolithic hunter who can't get any gatherer pussy gets run over by a mammoth and reincarnated in a primitive world, like acheulean stone industry level. he wows the local peopls with his knowledge of advanced technology like microliths and dugout canoes. rapidly his tribe begins to dominate the local area and he wins the respect and admiration of its members. the women are amazed by his cave art and he has flirtatious but completely sexless relationships with a tsundere gatherer with small breasts, a nurturing motherly gatherer with large breasts, and a surprisingly feminine hunter

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WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!

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If you're in the US military or National Guard, and are given an illegal or unconstitutional order, the GI Rights hotline (1-877-447-4487) is there to help give you the support you need to do the right thing by refusing it. It would be good to think about this now before it becomes a live issue for you and it would be smart of you to memorize that number.