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You were visited by the magic kitten of rest. Reblog to have a good night’s sleep.
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listening to spotify on ur laptop when u dont have premium: heres some ads every now and then :)
listening to spotify on ur phone when u dont have premium: u wanted to listen to a SONG u fucking idiot? no, u can only shuffle the album its from–oh ho oh, u wanted to listen to the ALBUM only?? fool that u are, u wldnt know that u now have to listen to songs we picked by throwing darts at a list of that genre–oh and dont forget the 30sec-1 min ads u fucking shit face. u asshole. fuck u
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What happens when you ask Rob Raco to read some of the best Tumblr posts from the Riverdale fandom? He talks Joavin, shivving, and alternative show titles.
Featuring posts by: @southsideserpents, @incorrectchoniberonicaswangs, @zelo-never-dies, @theserpentsqueen, @time-deceives-us, @atownalwayshornyandcrimeridden, @bugheader, @bigdsgirl, @incorrect-riverdales, @tea-drinkr
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today in things i hate in television
that episode where a team with only one girl and a lot of guys suddenly has another girl join the team, and everyone loves her for some reason (usually implied to be that shes pretty), and the original girl immediately hates and cannot stand second girl
are you kidding
whenever i have been in an all boy group the appearance of anything even remotely a girl has been an utter relief and total joy are you kidding
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What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand
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my little sister just found out at school that you can create a religion and wants me to help her turn Halloween into a year long religion. And i never knew i wanted this until now. We will be the Halloween Cult. I am so ready for this.
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if someone stabs you, you get to keep the knife
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unpopular opinion but it’s cool if you don’t want to be in love
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Shadows. Moonlit Night., Isaac Levitan
Medium: watercolor,paper
https://www.wikiart.org/en/isaac-levitan/shadows-moonlit-night
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My mom told me to stop vapeing in the house and my dad just texted me this

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