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You're about to close on your very own, suspiciously affordable and comfortable house. Just before you sign the contract, the realtor shows you the required legal disclosure: your new house is haunted by the type of presence you'll get from this spinner wheel.

Of course it is.

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“no rapping tonight"

why?

"you rap about arthurian knights everytime, it's embarrassing"

ok

[after one beer]

uh oh y'all i go into a trance a lot

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Scooby doo when he finds gross bugs in his food: ruh roh... raggots!

Shaggy: like, zoinks scoob! I don't think you can reclaim that man!

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quick assorted humanformers starscream doodles bc it’s the first non work thing I’ve drawn in weeks bc I’ve been sick

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was testing something out for an animation project. check out this thing

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your mutual just got called out for running a gnome gore side blog. they're logged into watchgremlinsdie.com looking at some nasty shit. posting pixies getting butchered by combine harvesters. why would you even associate with someone like that? are you fucked up in the head? you think thats funny? you think thats fucking funny?

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Man I’m a graphic designer why the fuck do I have to explore the Tomb

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emojis

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It was Shrek's anniversary yesterday!

And it's Shrek 2's anniversary today!

Congrats, everyone!!!

Thought I'd use this opportunity to show you all my favourite pieces of my female universe Shrek fanart💚

I'm so happy these movies exist🥰

More of my Shrek fanart here✨

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moment of unspeakable beauty today when one of my coworkers called another coworker "judas" for not splitting a can of white monster with her, and i got to watch the guy who sits next to me open a new google tab, type in "jeudis," and say quietly to himself "french thursday...?"

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I hate buses so much. Trains are easy, reliable, straightforward. No nonsense. You can trust them. Buses are evil, deceitful creatures who delight in your suffering