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one time i went to a psychic and she told me about my past lifes and she told me about how when i used to be a neanderthal and i made a axe to use to chop up snakes
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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds
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sorry everyone we won’t be seeing any men today they’ve all been bricked into their enclosure
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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts
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they call themselves cinephiles but they aren't even fucking the movies
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a new game has been released on steam, why dont you take a look?
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my mutuals can use me as a reference on their resumes at this point I don’t even care
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