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whenever you feel bad about a typo I want you to remember this story

in 1631 the official royal printers Robert Barker and Martin Lucas messed up a printing of the King James Bible

errors included messing up the 7th commandment so that it read "Thou shalt commit adultery" and writing Deuteronomy 5:24 as "Behold, the Lord our God hath shewed us his glory and his great-ass"

this misprint became known as the Wicked Bible, they were fined 300 pounds and lost the right to be printers

so your typo in the group chat doesn't have people talking about God's great ass 400 years later.

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you can tell things are bad when this type of article is coming back...

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My husband was overjoyed that his misogynist coworker finally quit. THE next day a different coworker came out as transfemme.

Imagine being such a shit toward women that one of them just waits in the closet until the moment you’re gone.

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An older comic from when I used to work at Build-A-Bear

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hey bro can i ask you a question that will reveal a deep and fundamental gap in my knowledge of the world

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love isn’t always enough to keep someone. Please realize

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we could go back to telegraphs instead of social media. send your mutuals unspeakable strings of morse code at 4:30am

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kink shaming is dead. I respect people with foot fetishes more than the president of the united states of America

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I'm kind of obsessed with how Patrick Stewart is Not gay. He's literally straight he just acts like that. Ian McKellen is gay so it's easy to think logically that so is Patrick Stewart but he's not. Unparalleled. Don't call yourself an ally unless you kiss your gay friends on the mouth

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just spent half an hour waiting for a pizza i hadn't even ordered yet. never let your enemy know your next move.

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The Absinthe Drinker Viktor Oliva, 1901

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(x) id lose my fucking mind. imagine climbing nearly 10k ft of elevation thinking you're the first to ever do it n turns out someone beat you to it a millennium ago

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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

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Harrison Wood Hsiang