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035 [watching 049 lift a dead body]: HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SO JACKED

049: oh well when i was little i found out that exercise relieves anxiety, so i just started doing push-ups. constantly.

049: but don’t get too sure of yourself: i am indeed still Very Anxious

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A quick sketch to note some things in this AU’s canon for the main humanoid SCPs!

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scp shitposts ft. 049

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049: Okay, I’m going to get the wedding cake

035: Perfect, while you do that I’ll check on the ring bear

049: …

049: You mean ring bearER, right?

035: ...

049: Look me in the eyes and tell me you are not going to bring a dangerous wild animal to our wedding

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~Our Fav SCP’s are back at it again~ Good luck containing that combo!

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the fck's happening

Viet ver:

I apologize if there are any mistake, it's my first time translating uhh.

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What would happen if 049 and 035 heard something screaming from the sky and it looks like the sun is getting closer to them? (Hint: They looked at a picture of 096 and the Shy Guy was in the sun at the time) (This is a really funny question to me)

WHAT KIND OF RANDOM QUESTION WAS THAT???

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hhvvyvygvvg

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POV: you're waiting patiently to be asked to cure the pestilence.

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It is very doubtful that you can drink ramen properly（´・ω・｀）

Author: Gabriel Jade その後djkaktus および Gabriel Jadeによって改訂 

Title: SCP-049 - ペスト医師:2009 

Source: http://scp-wiki.net/scp-049  CC BY-SA 3.0

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Blueberry, Lemon and Strawberry flavored SCP-049s

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Daily birb doctor

Don’t ask me why, it just makes sense.

- Sigrid

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gays

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a doctor in a bad mood is pure evil. or a woodpecker.

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All the scps in site 19 are be relocated in a truck together to New Jersey after a failed containment breach caused the Site to explode.

035: *locked in a glass case* . . .

079: *sitting on a wheeled push cart* . . .

106: *is secured down* ...

076: *has his insta-kill collar* *grumpy* >=( ...

682: *in a tank of acid* *same* >=( ...

096: *has a bag over his head* *sad* *whimpers* ... *scoots slowly over next to 049* *whimpers*

049: *has his neck and wrist restraints on* *sighs and pets 096 and hums to it*

035: ... Hey Doc?

049: hm?

035: is this our vacation?

049: ... ya.

035: oh... *awkward pause* ... hey Doc?

049: what?

035: are we trash?

049: hm... kind of.

035: ooh... *is now sad too*

Everyone: . . .

079: . . . *beep* Conclusion. *beep* This sucks.

Hope you liked this werid family guy incorrect quote reference that my brain randomly generated out of no where!

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