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i feel like this conversation must happen to a lot of people with buzzcuts. their hair is secret
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my kid deserves a proper party <3 happy bday adam i love you more than my life!!!! and happy birthday to me too i guess…😗
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for worldwide adam day you should kill one of your teachers, have sex with someone from your friend group, scam a few classmates with fake tarot readings, hack into the government, and take a piss in the forest. i'm checking
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happy birthday, adam parrish, army of one (close ups below)









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pov you are parrish's least liked coworker and you just said something dead stupid
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happy birthday adam parrish you have single-handedly rehabilitated the reputation of cancer men except for the time you did kill someone
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happy ‘at 300 fox way, adam quietly turned eighteen” day
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