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"...does Momo do uppies?"

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game changer sentence starters

s7e2 "you-lympics"

hollywood is, for the moment, not on strike.

really proud of yourself, huh?

___'s moving in!

no, ___, we did that. we did that already.

[like a huge nerd] um, ACTUALLY--

ONCE AGAIN, ___ HAS FOUND A NOVEL WAY TO PUNISH YOU FOR DOING YOUR BEST. THE MAN IS SICK! HE'S A SICK, SICK MAN!

i hurt my stomach a little bit.

this is cool, where can i get one of these?

i've been waiting for a physical challenge.

have you been in the same clothes since friday?

would that be weird if that was true?

this is just another day for me. every day i'm beating myself. beating myself OFF!

you can't say "i suck" after i say you did better than me!

let's just hope she doesn't psych herself out. let's hope she doesn't choke. she looks beautiful, but i don't think she'll do a good job.

this is like gym class for me. the same anxiety.

oh, this one hurt. but that's alright! that's not a complaint.

these hurt! but in a fun way.

you're looking like a bunch of low-budget "hellraiser" halloween costumes.

very interesting to start with the mouth. one of the most painful places. it seems like maybe that's what you would save for last.

no points for you.

[putting a lot of italian accent flair on it] spaghetti 🤌

go ahead, look it up.

wooooooooooow.

i'm sorry i said risotto was pasta. i fucked up.

did you study?

hey, li'l sweet muffin! hey li'l muff! where you GOING--

dude, i'm just rubbing a little bit of bacon on my fingers, man.

that is so fucking devious.

history will remember me as the man who shoved a sandwich down his pants!

i gotta get this out of my crotch.

how's it going? how's it going, buddy?

what is it about big men and little cats?

how many points do you get for integrity?

i don't know what you're talking about, this looks very legally distinct to me.

[standing face-first against the wall in shame]

this is my literal nightmare.

that's gonna haunt me for a while.

i left ashamed!

for future reference, you can give me a heads-up if you can see my nipples or not.

this is indistinguishable from a saw trap.

leave that cheese alone!

thought that was hard? this will be worse.

[stares into the middle distance and rethinks all the choices that led us here]

interesting psychological experiment.

i have never felt less comedic in my life.

i love you, ___.

all i gotta do is focus up, lock in, and tear it up.

I JUST HAVE TO LOCK IN! I JUST HAVE TO LOCK IN!

just start swangin' it.

when you put sandwiches in your pants, you make peace with getting crabs.

let's see who can eat the most parmesan cheese! again!

🎶 when the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore 🎶

[unenthusiastically] oh my goodness. i love it.

i'm covered in cheese head to toe.

that is psychotic.

in the end, you're only competing with yourself. that rat bastard.

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His eye flicks up, adjusting the eyepatch over. "....does it...look okay?"

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send one for my muse’s reaction to your muse ---

Alternatively, send ‘ + ‘ after the symbol for the roles to be reversed where possible! Please specify the muse for multimuses!

✘ = hugging them.

Δ = playing with their hair.

❤ = kissing them.

₪ = asking them out for dinner.

☀ = giving them a gift of _ ( asker’s choice ) .

♘ = stabbing them.

♕ = bowing down before them.

♒ = lying to them.

✿ = buying them flowers.

☾ = being found shirtless.

♢ = reading them a story.

☂ = giving them their jumper to keep warm.

✎ = speaking in a different language.

✏ = teaching them a different language.

▄ = telling them a joke.

♬ = singing to them.

☹ = insulting a loved one.

ஐ = slapping them.

✂ = threatening them.

❃ = dancing with them.

▤ = falling asleep on them.

☮ = waking them up after a nightmare.

♣ = discovering them crying.

回 = patching a wound.

✮ = stargazing.

▓ = caught stealing their belongings.

☽ = wandering alone at night.

♡ = complimenting them.

≡ = offering a place to stay overnight.

☢ = falling over.

✦ = being well-dressed.

❂ = wiping blood off their face.

◎ = taking care of them while ill.

☁ = being caught in the middle of a storm with them.

⇕ = holding their hand.

↱ = being lost with them.

☠ = pushing them against a wall.

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The hospital. He feels the pain even now, groaning as he lays back. The hiss along his breath is there. The eyepatch bandage covers his face. He doesn't look at anyone possibly coming through.

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Yeet

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Send "COLLARED" for my muse's reaction to your muse putting a collar on them.

For the reverse send "What the?" and my muse will explain why they put a collar on your muse!

Be sure to specify muse for those that are multis!

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"...on the same hand, i wanna be screaming under-"

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"...what i really want is for a woman to lift me up and tell me I'm getting treated right today-"

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"...women."

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     𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐃   "  𝐒𝐌𝐀𝐒𝐇   𝐎𝐑   𝐏𝐀𝐒𝐒  “   𝐅𝐎𝐑   𝐌𝐘   𝐌𝐔𝐒𝐄   𝐓𝐎   𝐀𝐍𝐒𝐖𝐄𝐑   𝐇𝐎𝐍𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐋𝐘   𝐀𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐓   𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐒.   𝐍𝐎   𝐋𝐘𝐈𝐍𝐆   𝐀𝐋𝐋𝐎𝐖𝐄𝐃  .

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Send ♥ to give my muse a kiss! No reason, just do it!

If you can't see the emoji, send heart!

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Send 💋✋ for my muse to almost kiss yours

Send 💋👀 for your muse to almost kiss mine

Bonus points for setting the scene

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You have the entirety of ONE ask to make my muse blush and squirm bad enough to need a cold shower. Go nuts.

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🤐 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 : 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘢 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘮𝘱𝘵 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘭𝘪𝘴𝘵 𝘣𝘦𝘭𝘰𝘸 𝘵𝘰 𝘴𝘦𝘦 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘴. 𝘯𝘰 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘦𝘥, 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘵𝘰𝘶𝘤𝘩. 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 (+ 𝘳𝘦𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘦) 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘮𝘺 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘵𝘰 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦𝘯 𝘢𝘤𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘵𝘰𝘸𝘢𝘳𝘥𝘴 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘮𝘶𝘴𝘦.

🕊️ 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐧𝐞: 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞

01. gently brushing the other's hair out of their face to tuck behind their ear. 02. wrapping a blanket around their shoulders from behind. 03. brushing tears off of their cheeks. 04. reaching out hesitantly before resting a hand on their back. 05. placing a cup of tea or coffee in front of them. 06. sitting beside them while they are asleep to watch over them. 07. sharing silence with them. 08. pulling them into a tight hug. 09. writing something quietly and passing them the note. 10. fixing a piece of their clothing carefully.

🔥 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨: 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐟𝐫𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚𝐧𝐠𝐞𝐫

01. staring at them in silence for a long moment before walking away. 02. slamming a door shut without explanation. 03. packing their things up, slowly and deliberately. 04. breathing sharply through their nose and refusing to meet their eyes. 05. cleaning something obsessively in silence.

🥀 𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐫𝐞𝐞: 𝐧𝐨𝐧-𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐜𝐮𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐝𝐫𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐞𝐱𝐮𝐚𝐥 𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧

01. running their thumb over the others bottom lip slowly. 02. standing just a little too close, enough to feel each others breath. 03. grazing their knuckles along the other's hip or thigh in passing. 04. undoing the top button of their shirt while holding eye contact. 05. leaning in like they're going to kiss and then pausing shyly. 06. sliding a hand under their chin to tilt their head up.

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THE MUSES SPEAK: EMOTIONS + EXPERIENCES

Send a symbol for my muse to talk about...

💭 a recent thought

💡 a recent idea

🌙 a recent/reoccurring dream

🌑 a recent/reoccurring nightmare

💬 a recent conversation

🌩 a recent argument

💀 a phobia

👻 an irrational fear

🦄 a daydream/fantasy

💫 something they wish would happen

💧 something they hope never happens

📌 something they're planning

👑 something they're proud of

💦 something they're guilty about

🔨 something that annoys them

🔥 something that makes them furious

💨 something that disgusts them

👀 something they think is fascinating

💤 something they think is boring

📣 something they're passionate about

🎯 something they're good at

🔧 something they're bad at

🌟 something they know a lot about

❔ something that confuses them

🔮 a belief/superstition they hold

🎱 a belief/superstition they no longer hold

🦴 an injury they've suffered (or worry about suffering)

🦠 an illness/condition they've had (or currently have)

💎 a memory they'll always remember

☔ a memory they're trying to forget

📚 something they've learned

📖 something they're currently learning

🔍 something they'd like to learn

⛺ a place that's important to them

✈️ a place they'd like to go

🌋 a place they never want to go

🔑 a secret they're keeping

💣 a mistake they've made

🚨 a crisis they've faced

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This dork is definitely not thinking of Momo

Doing things-