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Patiently waiting for the sloppiest wettest kisses 😘🤤

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pov : your girl

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waiting for you to bend me over the couch and fuck me

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i'm a simple person. i see the curve of your neck where it meets your shoulder and i want to sink my teeth into it.

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ill be sappy whenever i want. i dont give a shit. i love you. fuck off

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I had a bad day so u guys get soapy tiddies (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)

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i 👏🏼 want 👏🏼 to 👏🏼 make 👏🏼 out 👏🏼

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Reverse cowgirl so we can both watch lord of the rings

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googled my symptoms and turns out I have to have a pretty girl kiss me

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Kneeling in front of you with my tongue out. BTW. If you even care.

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You have been such a good girl *creampies you* 🖤

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A girl telling you you’ve made her wet is single handedly the sexiest hottest fuckin thing ever and you can’t tell me different

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Netflix and let me put my fingers in you

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POV: i get up to let you breathe for a second.

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if you don’t care about me pls don’t ever pretend you do.