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here's to another year of being a substance abusing pseudo intellectual

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That's what my mom says but if you consider the short lived Mrs Colombo to be real then you've met her

"never trust a wife guy wife guys are always cheaters"

Oh yeah?

Explain this

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I'm also not welsh

The only people i hate more than city people are country people. Good god I don't care about sheep.

suburb supremacy...

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If you read the story of the tower of babel 2001 makes more sense as a year tbh

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Vampire Twitter must be crazy lmao imagine getting into an argument on Twitter and someone brings up that you fought for the confederacy lmao

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If you could have a banana, would you feel like this?

YES YES YES YES YES YES YES Y

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fluffel

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Suburbcels saying that no one cares about sheep, bro the rest of us don't care about cul-de-sacs or chandelier windows bro let's calm down

The only people i hate more than city people are country people. Good god I don't care about sheep.

suburb supremacy...

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Why is Amelia Earhart disappearing a mystery? You ever been on a flight and hear a woman over the intercom?

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Again being in my flop era I'll post whatever

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Watching the sopranos w my mom before and she said "if he wants to lay low why doesn't he go to the monastery like [dead family friend] did when he needed to do that"

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Heres shitty gayer Freddy Mercury showing micro Kermit his shitty cum tissue or whatever (197fuckyou)

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Actually, turtles on the side of the road should be chucked into oncoming traffic!! They're smart animals they'll matrix dodge

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I have had that exact dream

tell me about your beloved son gunge?

My son Gunge is a really good dog.

ALT

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"never trust a wife guy wife guys are always cheaters"

Oh yeah?

Explain this

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I love the evangelical twinge of Family Feud but I wish they would go like full into it

"We asked 100 people, what's something you'd see in hell"

"We're going with faggots Steve"

"SHOW ME FAGGOTS"

*ding* pillowbiters/fudgepackers

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Frank what do you mean "mild Nazism"???

Do you think he's pretty?