techpriest no. no purging children
Does anyone have any steel I could use, I am running out
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majestic bird, with two fluffy angel like wings, and satyr legs.
*the wings popped out of his back, and ripped his shirt. his legs no longer has the correct anatomy to support he pants, so they fell down* oh sON OF A FUCK
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Terrible? Transformation Curses
Send my muse a curse to transform them for a day (or however long the mun/sender decides). Feel free to combine curses to create a terrible, or beautiful, monster!
Third Eye: The muse has an eye placed anywhere on their body that is often visible (forehead, chest, hand…) and this eye has the ability to see glimpses of the future, another dimension, and/or supernatural entities.
Horns: The muse has horns sprouting from their head. The size and number of horns is completely up to the sender!
Slither: The muse now has a long, serpentine tail and has lost the ability to walk on their legs.
Cloven hooves: The muse has to walk with a pair of hooves instead of feet. Add furry legs for a classic ‘satyr’ look if the sender wishes.
Lovely locks: Instead of hair, the muse now has … something else up there. Snakes, tentacles, spines, dripping slime - the sender can use their imagination!
Gaping Maw: If you have two mouths, can you eat twice as many tacos? Let’s hope. The muse has a second mouth placed anywhere on their body, either hidden or visible, and it’s full of razor sharp teeth.
Fangs: The muse’s ordinary mouth now sports sharp vampire-like fangs.
Jaws: Hell, since when is two sharp teeth enough? The muse now has an entire mouthful of razor fangs.
Scratch: Instead of fingernails, the muse now has long, pointed claws. Be careful with those things.
Thwump: Who doesn’t want a tail? Now the muse has their own tail. It can be cute and delicate or heavy and covered in spikes depending on the sender.
Hiss: The muse has a long, long tongue. Tapered or forked is up to you!
Porcupine: Porcupines are cute, but a little hazardous when annoyed. The muse now has sharp spines placed anywhere on their body (back, elbows, legs…).
Swamp beast: The muse can breathe easy under water with a new set of gills, and why not webbed fingers and toes to go with it?
Majestic birb: Now the muse has the power of flight with their own set of wings. Are they fluffy bird wings, leathery bat wings, or buzzing insect wings?
Piercing Gaze: Whatever the muse’s original eye color is, they now have something different and unusual. Pure black eyes, milky white eyes, bright red eyes - it’s up to the sender!
Snout: The muse has swapped noses with any type of creature. Give them a beak, a pig snout, a feline button nose, or even a canine muzzle.
Solid, Liquid, Gas: The muse’s entire body is made up of something other than flesh! Turn them into a gooey slime monster, a red-hot lava monster, a hard rock beast, or even a wisp of person-shaped fog.
Leathers and Feathers: The muse has more than just smooth skin now. Add some scales, feathers, fur, or an exoskeleton!
Size Difference: Grow or shrink the muse either a little bit or a whole lot.
Chameleon: Give the muse bright neon skin, wild colors of hair, or exotic stripes and patterns. Plaid? Go for it.
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yo what’s up. welcoem to the officialverse, where everything’s fucked to Texas and back.
WHERE THE HELL AM I, THIS AIN’T HQ
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❛ stuffing your face , as usual . ❜
❛ i gotta have a good meal . ❜
❛ you’re going into orbit , you stupid mutt . ❜
❛ i hate alarm clocks . ❜
❛ i’m am hungry , i want some lasaga . ❜
❛ enough with the chit - chat , let’s get some grub going . ❜
❛ i ate thos food . ❜
❛ now where could my pipe have gone ? ❜
❛ ARE YOU THIRSTY ? ❜
❛ do you want some bottled water ? too bad , i got warter . ❜
❛ i don’t need friends , they disappoint me . ❜
❛ i feel like a deer , in the headlights of love . ❜
❛ honey , you’ve got a big storm comin ’ . ❜
❛ can i ask you kind of a weird question ? ❜
❛ i can see the statue of liberty from here . ❜
❛ you could stop at five or six stores , or just one . ❜
❛ we’re just blonde boyz doin ’ what blonde boyz do . ❜
❛ here’s a one - way ticket to the blonde boy zone . ❜
❛ i’ve got a couple of hobbies besides being blonde . ❜
❛ i like to drink soda && hang out at the mall . ❜
❛ i like to lift weights && wear sunscreen . ❜
❛ spf - 100 ? i hope it’s in stock , ‘ cuz i rub it on my nips && the bell end of my cock . ❜
❛ bought me && the boys some blonde hair dye . ❜
❛ now i get the ladies wet like a slip n ’ slide . ❜
❛ i’m just another blonde bro . ❜
❛ as the hot one of the bunch , i tend to stay erect . ❜
❛ if you’re thinkin ’ three inches , then you’re thinkin ’ correct . ❜
❛ i’ve got the thickest yogurt - slinger of our bleach blonde dongs . ❜
❛ enough about your cob , man . ❜
❛ the sun was shining . ❜
❛ it got real toasty . ❜
❛ i need iced cream , or i’ll fry . ❜
❛ my two lovely uncles - they went away , to blessed syria , for a holy vacay . ❜
❛ a letter ? from the president of the united states of americus ? ❜
❛ you got coleslaw on my adidas ! ❜
❛ no dnt leeve me . ❜
❛ i think i’m really dying . ❜
❛ are you fighting the urge to make out with me right now ? ❜
❛ i’m really into this pizza , though . ❜
❛ uhhh , i’m not finished . ❜
❛ oh my god , can you let me do what i need to do ? ❜
❛ i look poor. ❜
❛ don’t lie to me bitch , i’m not cute . ❜
❛ whatever , fuck you . ❜
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Old: hanging out with Calliope
Gold: beating the shit out of Caliborn and then having Callie surface again to mess with her
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huh. i’m mostly waiting to see if the rest of the midnight crew shows up. i mean wouldn’t it be sick knowing the Midnight Crew members are real?
dang im bored
it would totally suck if someone talked to me right now
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oh hey Jakey McNopants welcome to the officialverse. it’s pretty fuckin wild
@official–dirk–strider
say dirk can you be a gent and give me the tiniest bit of a hint of where i might be.
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M!A: you and the rest of the homestuck officials are now in trickster mode
hey go fuck yourself
( @official-jade @sollux-captor-official @ the rest of y’alls)
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