official-arsehole

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coffee is the most important meal of the day

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hi good morning touch me inappropriately 

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healthy possessiveness is so fucking hot i-

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I wish breakfast dates and road trips to nowhere were more of a thing.

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saying ohhhh when you still don’t get it >>>>>>

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As an introvert, once u find someone that u enjoy spending time with just as much as u like being alone, that’s a big fucking deal

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i’m trying2be kinder to myself but this bitch is so fucking stupid

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pros and cons of dating me:

pros:

you’ll be the cute one

cons:

holy SHIT where do i begin

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“But I must admit, I miss you terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby.”

— Lemony Snicket

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*dumps more caffeinated garbage into my failing corpse* im thriving

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if her smile turns you on im sorry to tell you but you’re fucked

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Psychologists say that when a couple fights it means they still care. The ones that divorce, are the ones that have stopped talking to each other. The important thing is knowing how to fight and how fast you recover from it. Someone that loves you can’t stay mad at you for too long.

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hands.....with rings....hot