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i’m running out of sketches to post, time to dig for some ideas

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“alfred, pls send help”

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I’m not here, still writing my thesis.

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Clark Kent at work..

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This just in: local reporter more famous for looking like celebrity friend than any of his stories from last decade

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nyc foods w sam

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old superbat sketch i never posted <3

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me, untangling pea vines off each other so I can weave them into the trellis instead: Let go, you codependent little bastards. You'll find no support from each other. Accept professional help.

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req'd by @callsignuptomyassinshit

mannnnn this has mechanical bull written all over it

text: Everyone's a cowboy till they're throwing up on the carpet at 2am

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opinions on Gotham's current Bane baby situation? If you aren't in the know, Gotham is being terrorized by Bane's threats to have Batman's baby, and Azrael's attempts to stop him. Since you're running for the Daily Planet, surely Metropolis is concerned about what Gothamites are calling 'the future Prince of Gotham'?

Uh...? I don't think Metropolis would be worried, really, given our cities are in two different states... Also isn't the future 'prince' of Gotham Damian Wayne, since Bruce Wayne is often considered the current one?

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there was a golden age superman comic where someone called a hit out on clark kent, and so a sniper tried to shoot him while he was out having lunch with lois

except he’s fucking superman so the bullets just fell off his chest into his lunch and clark just had to pretend nothing happened and hope lois wouldn’t notice that someone just fucking shot him

the hitman thinks maybe he just missed and gets ready to shoot him again, but then he’s watching through the scope as clark starts to eat the fucking bullets to hide the fucking evidence, acting like everything is totally normal as he noshes down on lead

dude just packs his shit up and leaves town because reporters in this city eat bullets for lunch and he’s not fucking with that no way no how

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by tomoya

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Chocolate guy did it again