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petting zoo visit

GOAT DETECTED

GOAT DETECTED

GOAT DETECTED

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Bleat

mehhhhhhh to you too

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Official goat Miku

Goatsune Miku 🐐🎶

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Official goat post

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From goats to merely goat-legged, here’s my favorite vintage goat imagery.

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fashun

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

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media literacy is dead because I killed it. chomp chomp bitch

"End stage discourse" "media literacy is dead" "this generation is fucked" it's actually a tweet with one retweet and five comments. I don't need to see this

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YOU. ONE OF US. GOOD DAYS. GOAT. MEHHHHHH. SKIP JUMP HOP HEADBUTT

Shop , Patreon , Books and Cards , Mailing List

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honorary goat

common loon for may

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ONE OF US

ONE OF US

ONE OF US

Passed my test bro I'm goated

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you re. youre what

Passed my test bro I'm goated

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i am TOTALLY UNBIASED and i say you should

I should make a goat appreciation server /j

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... i would like smoothies

🥺

do you like smoothies? also

i met these guys yesterday

i do like smoothies but i dont have them very frequently mostly bc making them can be a hassle id like to get more into smoothies though

GOATS GOATS GOATS GOATS ,..,,. ,. ,. ohmygoodndnewssss love

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how dARE YOU CALL HIM INCOMPETENT

Incompetend goat tries to hurt doggo

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ohhhh i bet cameron would give me snacks. and wilson. i like his hair. yummy

oh yeah we are housemdposting here now babes

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daaaaaaaamn right

On that note, have a few goats who are NOT ai-generated, because they were posted online before that was an option.

Everybody knows goats Crave That Mineral. Can't forget our roots.

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IM SCREAMING AT THE FROG IN A TEA CUP

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you should adopt a goat

since i last deleted this account i have: developed a crippling cocaine addiction, overcome a crippling cocaine addiction, survived a scapegoating campaign against my name, lost my virginity to a borderline abusive narcisst whom i proceeded to date for several months, survived allegations of "feeding meth to children", had my friends make a six foot wooden cross in my honour, experienced genuine homelessness at the ripe age of nineteen, had a lesbian love affair, renounced bisexuality, lived under a roof with three criminals, had a short-lived relationship with a (different) criminal (which ended, shock horror, poorly), got interviewed on national television, adopted a stray kitten, and learnt to cook the perfect steak.