my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit.
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kdnwjdnsjsn i hate this
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okay but these fake starters were like… eerily close
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you were named after two of the bravest men i ever knew
Naruto Naruto
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michaels is truly a family store
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if you’re american and coming to australia, I’m gonna go ahead and say that you should be 100 percent way more worried about being king hit by a dude named “dane” in a bintang singlet than any fucking spiders that exist here
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Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.
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the good meme i done made
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me in the UK
me: where can i get a good hamburger
brit: oi mate u cannae get a blo’y right bleed innit bruv sik ya well lad
me: please i’m so hungry
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