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how do i kill the idea of interviews? not like kill things facilitating them like companies and hr but the very concept of it

i want to reach into the noosphere and stab the very concept from the collective human consciousness

what i guess im getting at is this appeals to you then apply to my interview killer taskforce where the best of you might have a chance to work with me to kill interviews once and for all

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Periodic reminder that you should never trust a chiropractor with your body under any circumstances

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Black people in the U.S. are seven times more likely to be falsely convicted of a serious crime like murder than white people, according to a new report published Tuesday by the National Registry of Exonerations. The finding is based on an analysis of exonerations for serious crimes in the U.S. over the last four decades, which found that Black people make up less than 14% of the U.S. population but account for 53% of exonerations in the country.

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happy terrible comic day everyone

wait why did i draw the joker and not the Riddler

the Liddler

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Hearing Netanyahu justify his attack on Iran by saying "Now just imagine 10,000 tonnes of TNT landing on a country the size of New Jersey. This is an intolerable threat." made me see red.

This is the man that had dropped 85,000 tonnes of explosives on Gaza by November 2024—and god knows what that number is now. The blatant hypocrisy is expected but it's still so absolutely insane to hear with your own ears.

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"drink water, it helps with acne!"

ALL I GET IS PISS!!!!!!!!!!!

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believe it or not but people addicted to drugs are able to have stuff like chronic pain and they still deserve pain meds

some people here are not normal about ppl w substance abuse and u need to show solidarity with them or perish

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Today's Seal Is: He Loves Hose More Than God

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Hey, just so anyone whose mind isn't rotted by video essayists knows: The anti-LGBT film Lady Ballers produced by the Daily Wire was supposed to be a documentary. The original plan behind the film was that they were going to actually get a bunch of men to dress in drag and enter into women's sports, then record the results.

However, the barrier of entry for trans women to qualify for admission into women's sports proved to be prohibitively high, and they couldn't find any men willing to go the extra mile in undergoing hormone therapy and transitioning to the point they met the criteria for admission.

The Daily Wire accidentally disproved and discredited the entire concept of "men in women's sports", and were forced to turn the film into a shitty piece of comedy fiction instead.

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the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

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a single dry cough

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The anti-tumblr

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This is fucking deranged????

sorry to quickly cut in but i made a followup post on the full released document (Here) that is less snappy but shows more fucked up practices in the same document

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Jerking off is incest

Sometimes I feel like you guys say things because you're bored

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i will never understand the insane takes against having games be more accessible

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