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Go promote my song kiddo

promote it ur damn selfur not my mum!!u dont even go here oml lu hyung pls

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sehun is literally ⌒∇⌒

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@official-ohsehun it’s not wrong we look like those rich moms with generic names

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Go promote my song kiddo

promote it ur damn selfur not my mum!!u dont even go here oml lu hyung pls

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are you ready kids?

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He said that he would show his abs at EXO’rDIUM DOT [170527, 170528]

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Oh Sehun - world’s most embarrassing endearing dog Dad

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A Shitton of Questions

Ty @officiallyunrealpcy for tagging me in this hugeass tag omg

-Rules, answer the questions, make up your own.

Coke or Pepsi: Coke, always coke

Disney or Dreamworks: Both cause kids movies are the shit son

Coffee or Tea: TEA ALL THE WAY

Books or Movies: I actually don’t read books and watch movies that often?? Like I just play games lol, would rather watch movies and snuggle tho

Windows or Mac: Windows, I don’t like Apple products cause it’s too simple for me tbh. Windows, Android, etc are more customisable and have more flexibility and are so much cheaper. boi it got nerdy 

DC or Marvel: Marvel! Who doesn’t love Deadpool? also Ironman guys, Ironmannn

Dragon Age or Mass Effect: Hmmmmmm Mass Effect

Night Owl or Early Riser: NIGHT OWLLLL i have a feeling most people on the internet are night owls?? what is sleep

Cards or Chess: Chess cause im a dweeb

Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolatee is life

Vans or Converses: Converses, cause I wear my convos more than my vans lol

Star Wars or Star Trek: Bro it’s gotta be star WARS

One Episode per Week or Binge Watch: Binge watch the shit outta everything

Heroes or Villains: Same as pcy, anti-heros bro

John Williams or Hans Zimmerman: ?????????

Disneyland/Disney world or Six flags: Never been to any of these places, I guess Disneyland?

Forest or seas: forest cause anytime i go to the beach i find sand everywhere for days

Flying or reading minds: Flying cause i would hate hearing peoples thoughts?? i just think of dumb shit anyway lmao

Twins Peak or Northern Exposure: ?????????

Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings: Harry Potter all thhe way son

Cake or Pie: Cake? I kinda assume it means like american pie?? Never had one cause all I’ve had are aussie meat pies bro 

Beyonce or Lady Gaga: Beyonce cause I grew up listening to destinys child lmao

Rain or Sunshine: Rainnn is the best 

Steven Universe or Gravity Falls: I’ve actually never watched either of them lol mb ill get to them one day

Blue or Green: Blue I guess?

Vanilla or Cinnamon: Sinnamon ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Foreign Films subbed or dubbed: Subbed, I watch movies that are in English with subs anyway?? lol Cause then I dont miss anything, plus if im watching an anime then i find it weird hearing it in english dub??

Rain Coats or Umbrellas: Umbrellas cause i like hearing the sound of rain on it

Art, Literature or Music: Music fo so

Sketches or Line Art: Sketches cause i suck as getting clean line art to look good lmao

Harry Potter Wizard or Jedi:  A WIZAAAARD

Journals or Diaries: im like there’s a difference? lol 

My question i guess

Dogs or Cats: im a doggo personn

Tagging @official-kimjongdae @officialhuangzitao and @official-joonmyeon

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Makes sucking things cute

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istg it took like 20 tries to get that seen without laughing lmao

sekai: expectation vs reality

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BLESS THIS ACCOUNT 🙌☝☝

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vivi is sassy af and loves to make his dad’s life a little harder

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yee but im not smort

@official-ohsehun you ho

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if ur man don’t look at u the way sehun look at bubble tea….is he rlly ur man??

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Exo as shit my groupchat says v.4

Xiumin: “Winter Heat makes me wanna go outside in booty shorts and stripper heels”

Suho: “can’t tutor smol children if u are full of shit u feel me”

Yixing: “oh like feet shoes”

Baekhyun: “pcy might be a bow legged fuckboy but i still want him to split me open”

Chen: “Yas stands for Yay! A Sexslave”

Chanyeol: “dickscapades”

D.O: “your head will be touch screen when i whack you”

Kai: “BEEP BEEP MOTHERFUCKERS IT’S JONGIN O’CLOCK”

Sehun: “you’re just tryna get them bootypics wow stop using me for my body″

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One thing I love about exo’s fanfiction is that Sehun is either the hot hunk, or the gay best friend.