official-prosecutor-kupidon

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

PSA:

You don’t have to be nice to my character. You don’t have to hold your character back. I am perfectly okay with consequences. I don’t consider powerful characters using those powers to be godmodding. Some things might require a little bit of a chat before hand, but go crazy, kids. Conflict is part of story telling. 

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

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[📱- Is your muse the “oversharing” type?]

About himself? Absolutely! He will drop any random fact on himself even if it isn’t relevant if it means getting more attention.

Other topics however, such as cases? His lips are sealed unless you happen to rub his ego enough, and even then he will only spill what’s necessary. Nothing more, nothing less.

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

Unusual questions for your muse

🛌- Does your muse prefer to sleep under many layers of blankets or only under a few? 🎀- Does your muse like to accessorize? What are their favorite pieces of accessories? 🎐- Does your muse like to collect/hoard anything? 🛋- Does your muse like to have company over? 📱- Is your muse the “oversharing” type? 🐰- Does your muse prefer soft, plush textures or smooth and glossy textures? 💎- Is your muse drawn to things that sparkle? 🔖- Is your muse a daydreamer? What do they tend to think about? Have they ever caught themselves while lost in thought? 📰- Does your muse like to read the news? 📇- Is your muse a gossiper? 🕹- What does your muse do to occupy themselves when bored? 🏚- Does your muse like to explore dangerous places? 🌋- Has your muse done something stupid and not regret it? ⛪️- Does your muse enjoy attending churches they don’t belong to? 🛣- Is your muse considered a wanderer? 🐺- Would your muse consider themselves a lone wolf or a social butterfly? 🤝- Does your muse forgive others easily? 🖖- What “Fandoms” would your muse belong to? 🎖- Does your muse enjoy praise? 🎟- Do they like “so bad it’s good” movies? 🎠- Does your muse like amusement parks/carnivals/festivals? 🏝- Could your muse survive on an uninhabited island all by themselves?

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

*He almost choked on his laughter.*

Oh, I don’t know about offensive, but it could make one red indeed! You are right about sad man though.

Hey, the name’s Kurt Tess! I haven’t seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesn’t have actual frog eyes in it, that’s just its name

( @kurt-tessy )

…What exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

*He couldn’t really contain his laugh either.*

“Oh, poor soul! It is very funny indeed!”

*He wasn’t letting this information go easy. This was priceless.*

Hey, the name’s Kurt Tess! I haven’t seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesn’t have actual frog eyes in it, that’s just its name

( @kurt-tessy )

…What exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

I fight for justice. I would love to come see you in court one day, but I am comfortable in my job, spasibo.

[Part 3; This ask is long lol]

Ah, you are jokester. Net, sometimes things get so heated I drop it in shock. It has shattered on its own at times, not really sure how. I have no intention of replacing it, so new glass it is.

*His smile was genuine for the first time in this entire conversation, and at a point where he wasn’t just staring at himself.*

Da, perhaps I was too harsh on you. You seem like decent man.

*He sighed, thinking on Anderson’s words for a moment.*

I find it hard to care for other people. I have experienced many betrayal and hardship. It has not felt worth it in long time. I already know I am deserving of being looked upon and admired… as long as I have some fans, I cannot find a reason to care.

I may know Gavin, da, I have seen him in the prosecutor’s office. I hear his music too much in my free time. It is always playing somewhere. Not my style. We do not get along very well.

— @official-prosecutor-kupidon

Heh, perhaps I misjudged you too. Perhaps we could be friends. We’re a lot alike.

Just, in the future, don’t just stand in the middle of the hallway when people are trying to pass by.

How’d this go from me trying to punch him to you two being friends???

Things like this happen when you’re an adult. You’ll see when you’re older.

This is the second time a punch has led to me having another human connection. Perhaps violence has its upsides.

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

Da, I have lived most of my life in Russia. I can easy help translate if you ever need it.

*Anything to boost his ego.*

Hey, the name’s Kurt Tess! I haven’t seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesn’t have actual frog eyes in it, that’s just its name

( @kurt-tessy )

…What exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

Hmph… I suppose I can try little bit. Spasibo.

*Well, at least he put the mirror down.*

Hey, the name’s Kurt Tess! I haven’t seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesn’t have actual frog eyes in it, that’s just its name

( @kurt-tessy )

…What exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

Hey, the name’s Kurt Tess! I haven’t seen you before, would you like some frog eye salad? I promise it doesn’t have actual frog eyes in it, that’s just its name

( @kurt-tessy )

…What exactly is in frog eye salad? The name is ugly for my beautiful self.

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

Da, perhaps I will keep your advice in mind. I get too caught up in myself, you understand.

You are a funny man. I can respect you, and the little girl. I’m sure she packs good punch. Would not be the first time I have gotten assaulted.

[Part 3; This ask is long lol]

Ah, you are jokester. Net, sometimes things get so heated I drop it in shock. It has shattered on its own at times, not really sure how. I have no intention of replacing it, so new glass it is.

*His smile was genuine for the first time in this entire conversation, and at a point where he wasn’t just staring at himself.*

Da, perhaps I was too harsh on you. You seem like decent man.

*He sighed, thinking on Anderson’s words for a moment.*

I find it hard to care for other people. I have experienced many betrayal and hardship. It has not felt worth it in long time. I already know I am deserving of being looked upon and admired… as long as I have some fans, I cannot find a reason to care.

I may know Gavin, da, I have seen him in the prosecutor’s office. I hear his music too much in my free time. It is always playing somewhere. Not my style. We do not get along very well.

— @official-prosecutor-kupidon

Heh, perhaps I misjudged you too. Perhaps we could be friends. We’re a lot alike.

Just, in the future, don’t just stand in the middle of the hallway when people are trying to pass by.

How’d this go from me trying to punch him to you two being friends???

Things like this happen when you’re an adult. You’ll see when you’re older.

This is the second time a punch has led to me having another human connection. Perhaps violence has its upsides.

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

*It offers a slight smirk, putting the mirror down. He’ll have to replace that later… again.*

Da, I have accent myself, I see no reason to judge others for something so simple. It is a shallow insult. We are all learning, da? Everyone has an accent of some kind. It is more effective to cut someone deep anyways. That is how prosecution gets their confession after all.

You can be forgiven, though I need to replace the mirror again. Nevazhno, it breaks often during trial anyway.

[New Thread!]

*He scowled, blocking his face with the mirror again, reflecting Archibald.*

Bah! Do whatever you want! You will always be beneath me.

*It was more like he had to reassure himself of that fact, rather than a genuine insult.*

Do you even get your clients free? You must be poor poor defense. Bad attitude.

— @official-prosecutor-kupidon

He is a GOOD LAWYER!

Ariana-

DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!

HES THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE COUNTRY!

Ariana, please-

A GOOD LAWYER LOSES CASES FROM TIME TO TIME BECAUSE A GOOD LAWYER DOES LET A GUILTY PERSON GO FREE!

Ariana! Stillhet!

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

Agh!

*He was shocked when the punch came his way, moving aside even as the girl missed, fully dropping the mirror this time. A small crack was heard when it hit the ground.*

Well, cailín beag, you know nothing of me, either. It is not my fault I am so provoked.

*It picked up the mirror, frowning at the new crack in the glass, mumbling something in Irish to himself*

I have been called narcissist by many, da. Some say I should try terapiya. I tell them it is waste of time.

[New Thread!]

*He scowled, blocking his face with the mirror again, reflecting Archibald.*

Bah! Do whatever you want! You will always be beneath me.

*It was more like he had to reassure himself of that fact, rather than a genuine insult.*

Do you even get your clients free? You must be poor poor defense. Bad attitude.

— @official-prosecutor-kupidon

He is a GOOD LAWYER!

Ariana-

DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!

HES THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE COUNTRY!

Ariana, please-

A GOOD LAWYER LOSES CASES FROM TIME TO TIME BECAUSE A GOOD LAWYER DOES LET A GUILTY PERSON GO FREE!

Ariana! Stillhet!

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

Ha! I cannot say I can find the reason, either. I suppose similar minds will flock together, da?

*He eased back down into smugness, toying with his hair in the mirror, looking only at himself.*

Not that I could get it anyway. I do not have family. All they will do is betray you anyways, da? Even my brat is not so good a person. I bring him up only when convenient, you understand.

*He tilted the mirror towards Ariana*

Perhaps you are lucky man, having people who like you despite your horrid self.

[New Thread!]

*He scowled, blocking his face with the mirror again, reflecting Archibald.*

Bah! Do whatever you want! You will always be beneath me.

*It was more like he had to reassure himself of that fact, rather than a genuine insult.*

Do you even get your clients free? You must be poor poor defense. Bad attitude.

— @official-prosecutor-kupidon

He is a GOOD LAWYER!

Ariana-

DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!

HES THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE COUNTRY!

Ariana, please-

A GOOD LAWYER LOSES CASES FROM TIME TO TIME BECAUSE A GOOD LAWYER DOES LET A GUILTY PERSON GO FREE!

Ariana! Stillhet!

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

*He was taken aback, staring at the girl in increasing frustration as he was yelled at.*

Ahhh, you are lucky I am above insulting a child. You should get a handle on that. But who am I to tell some stranger how to parent.

*He waved them off, turning around and looking back into his mirror.* Impressive a man like you can have family, da?

[New Thread!]

*He scowled, blocking his face with the mirror again, reflecting Archibald.*

Bah! Do whatever you want! You will always be beneath me.

*It was more like he had to reassure himself of that fact, rather than a genuine insult.*

Do you even get your clients free? You must be poor poor defense. Bad attitude.

— @official-prosecutor-kupidon

He is a GOOD LAWYER!

Ariana-

DONT YOU DARE INSULT MY FATHER LIKE THAT!

HES THE BEST DEFENSE IN THE COUNTRY!

Ariana, please-

A GOOD LAWYER LOSES CASES FROM TIME TO TIME BECAUSE A GOOD LAWYER DOES LET A GUILTY PERSON GO FREE!

Ariana! Stillhet!

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

*Insulting him more directly seems to have done the trick, the prosecutor putting the mirror down entirely and moving back.*

You- why do I have to care when you are some rude little Gobshite?

*He swore a bit more in both his other languages, standing up and adjusting itself again. It seems its ego is as large as it is fragile.*

Hm?

He didn’t even turn from the mirror or give any indication of acknowledging the defense.

You should be kinder with words. Hate makes you all wrinkly, da?

While his English was good, he still had a clear Russian accent.

Actually, it was the poison that makes me look old. Now move out of the way, tispe.

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

Net. I looked over your body like vulture over carcass. I do not call anyone unless it is total chaos.

*He tilted his head, straightening up*

Doing okay? You fell fast, da?

*It was entirely unclear whether he actually cared, or was just going through an internal script to be polite.*

Hm?

He didn’t even turn from the mirror or give any indication of acknowledging the defense.

You should be kinder with words. Hate makes you all wrinkly, da?

While his English was good, he still had a clear Russian accent.

Actually, it was the poison that makes me look old. Now move out of the way, tispe.

[official-prosecutor-kupidon]

Chto-

*He nearly dropped his mirror again, turning around and staring. Seeing the defense collapse, he swore in Irish before kneeling down to observe, not entirely sure what to do.*

…Lucky that I am nice man. I should leave you here.

*He muttered this under his breath, flipping his scarf to the side and making sure nobody would come around to trample the Instigator.*

Hm?

He didn’t even turn from the mirror or give any indication of acknowledging the defense.

You should be kinder with words. Hate makes you all wrinkly, da?

While his English was good, he still had a clear Russian accent.

Actually, it was the poison that makes me look old. Now move out of the way, tispe.