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every year around christmas me and my grandma play this fun family game called “maybe you want to put jesus in your room instead, sweetie? :)”. now, it’s important to note that the jesus referred to in our game is not actually the real jesus christ, but instead a wooden figure i made in 2011 that has an uncanny resemblance to the lord and savior himself

so what happens is that i place jesus in our living room, and my grandma smiles and asks me if i don’t want to decorate my room with him instead. i ask her in return if she thinks my jesus figure is ugly (which he is), but she reassures me that this is not the case. however, a couple of days later jesus mysteriously disappears from our living room, and appear in my room instead

now, the real jesus christ might have been able to perform a miracle like this, but please remember that the jesus in our story is only a figure made out of wood. he can not move on his own, so i think we can safely say that my grandma is the prime suspect here

the first year i would often confront my grandma about this, but she would always make up an excuse and never straight up tell me she moved him because he’s so ugly it’s an embarrassment to the family

eventually i grew tired of her lies, so now we only move jesus around in silence. one second he’s in the living room, the next he’s back in my room. in a way i think this adds an extra element of excitement to the holiday season, because you never know for sure when jesus is going to be moved again

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Master of the sneak attack

(via)

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COOKIE BUTTER COOKIES

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Part 2… coming soon!

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Tristan Chord

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some stagehand probably: mr. tchaikovsky sir we cant actually hit the drum this hard it will break the instrument

potyr ilyich tchaikovsky, wheeling a cannon into the theater: does it look like i give a fuck, johann

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Here’s my bioshock oc his name is hubert goobert

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Jordan Edwards should be alive and celebrating his 16th birthday today.

On April 29, 2017 Roy Oliver, an officer of Balch Springs police department, fatally shot Jordan in the head for no reason as Edwards and his friends were leaving a house party and getting in a vehicle.

Oliver was charged with murder and I truly hope he rots in jail for the rest of his life.

Rest in peace, Jordan. You won’t be forgotten.

#PoliceBrutality   #JordanEdwards   

#BlackLivesMatter

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Alright, breathing gym time. First person to pass out wins!

Our asst. BD on our second day of breathing exercises. (via thingsmymusicprofessorssay)

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Hey, I wrote this piece featuring pretty much the entire screenplay for a Law & Order episode. Composer’s Toolbox was kind enough to write a great review! Check the performance, score, and review in the link provided.

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Makes sense to me.

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Shit People Say ‘Bout You: Composer Edition

(lots of people had shit to say about Wagner) 

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