officialbillhader
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early twenties | T. Swift blog is @heletsherbejeweled | Everything is okay to reblog | Hold on to life's hand. It is soft and warm, and the callouses stay to protect you. | NSFW isn't reblogged often but the tag is notsfw
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fallout tv series + onion headlines, okey dokey?
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[touches your smooth hairless legs] Promise you'll stop for me...
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unfortunately this song is jude and joe </3 im so sorry jude
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why is fred armisen in everything 😭😭
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wait i'm literally living the life my female ancestors dreamed of i can't waste it
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not now mom i’m wasting my life on a website the entire internet believes to be dead
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Taylor’s Twitter video and Instagram Story with Benjamin Button (April 26th 2019)
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it’s just me and my irrelevant blog against the world
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just got done pouring 12 million barrels of oils out of my boat so that it cant run anymore a and im stuck in the ocean now help heeelp
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one thing i hate is when parents refuse to let their kid(s) dye their hair
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who’s fucking hair is it??????? is iT THE FAMILY HAIR?????????
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rich people be losing theoretical money and making it our problem. like imagine anyone not wealthy being like "this is how much money I thought I would be making and since I'm not, I'm taking it from someone who needs it way more than me" and then we call it inflation or rising costs of living
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im telling you guys asian countries have more work holidays than any of us
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One of my favorite things is taking someone to the Great Lakes for the first time - or describing how you can fly over them and see only hundreds of miles of glittering blue water and no coasts at all; how they have their own Coast Guard (the only lakes to do so); that the Earth's rotation steers their currents; that they're studied using ocean models; that they have wrecked more than 6000 ships - and watch them realize that the word "lake" is misleading and that they had no idea of the size and majesty of them at all.
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