sqq making dick jokes literally every other sentence should have been an indicator from the start. “peerless cucumber” this “heavenly pillar” that but not ONE mention of pussy. not even a little joke about the maidens bingge deflowered or whatever like all he says is that they are peerlessly beautiful can he get any worse. sqq would make “thats what she said” jokes if he werent pretending to be an immortal refined master (he makes them in his head). when he and lbh are living out their domestic farming fantasies he sees lbh holding a large eggplant and has to go inside bc he cant stop laughing
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Just some assorted cat au doodles with no home.
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Wei Changze used charm! Lan Wangji is weakened.
Wei Wuxian used “LAN ZHAN”! Lan Wangji takes a critical hit.
Wei Changze used head pat! Lan Wangji is KO-ed!
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o“Now what, do you concede now?” “A-Xu, do you really want to tie me up?”
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bonus jby pov
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