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Are you sure that that guy wasn’t the one guy from SpongeBob that gave Sponge Bob a mental breakdown over pickles?

Nah bro, like when I say Stay Puft Marshmallow Man, I'm not talking about how big he was

I'm talking about how PALE and TALL he was

Idk if he's albino or smth but bro was WHITE

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Guys I think I saw the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man from Ghost Busters today

I was at one of those little shops that sell offbrand anime stuff, and while I was looking at a shelf, a whole shadow casted over me for like a few moments as the guy walked over to a shelf next to me

He was like almost as tall as Randy I think

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I wanna scoop you up and feed you gunpowder 😋

Shake me up like a soda can and I'll explode

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There are metal vocaloid songs and metal covers of vocaloid songs.

Combine the two and enjoy 🌝

Shit just got better

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I usually don't like anything other than metal but vocaloid kinda hits

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Yall are so skibidi

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Just in case,

Find a weapon. Go for the joints, torso, neck, or head. If you can get the jump on them that’s perfect. Use your body to your advantage. BITE them. If you can, utilize spray stuff:Hairspray, spray paint, bug repellent, sunscreen, Hell even a fire extinguisher. You’re small but dangerous and the human bite is the second most deadly to humans :D

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WTF?? Go get Randy or Hacker

maybe don’t get hacker actually… he’s very easy to nab as well. GO GET RANDY

RANDY ISNT ANSWERING HIS FUCKIENH PHONE

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I’m coming to find you.

I need an adult.

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knock knock Bobsickle : )

Who's there

And what the fuck is that nickname

"Bobsickle"

It sounds like either a new disease or a new type of cell

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Santa’s workshop cause you short.

5'2 IS AN AVERAGE HEIGHT

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Why are people trying to get you in a box??

Idfk but I'm scared someone's gonna pop out of a box and pull me in there

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hey bob!

do you think you'd need braces??

No.

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But :(

Why???? Are you afraid someone is going to ship you to Madagascar??

Someone literally said they were going to send me to Santa's fucking workshop

So yes. Yes I am.

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Because boxes are fun :)

I'm still not gonna sit in the box