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ive got a real funny one for you guys this morning

do you like penis coladas

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hmm today i will listen to bauhaus

<- thinks bela lugosi is still alive

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months ago when i was reading infinite jest i said that pemulis and schacht are gay But i since realized it was based on no real evidence, anyway i now have an actual theory with some clues that says trevor axford and Troeltsch are gay and thats just Period.

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i have a Shark Tale oc. his name is swim shady. hes a fish played by eminem “marshall” mathers. he raps. he swims. and most of all: hes racist

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if someone tried to perceive me I would simply not let them

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instead of saying “let people hate religion” say “let people hate christianity” because i promise you that the first one sets off big sirens in every jewish and muslim person’s head.

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ight imma head out 1980 was 40 years ago

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Amy Adams could do The Revenant but Leonardo DiCaprio could never do Enchanted.

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New set up

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[wakes up] [clown DOESN’T vanish] …

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hm. william butler yeats was a hottie

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I Am Nice, Clean, Honest, Innocent, Smart, Sweet, Suckling Little Baby, I Have 0 Enemies And 1000,00000 Friends, I Love To Write My Name Anywhere I Can, And I Am Safe And Sweet With My Savings, I Have 999,999 Credit Cards That I Use To Buy Olive Oil And Arrows For My Toys, And I Eat Healthy

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like hes jusf one of those amazing people whos nice to everyone but idk i feel like we got a special connection just put me in the electric chair already

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like you know when youve just got a constant hellish knot in your stomach and every time you remember a person exists youre like “man, fuck”

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its a bit of a long story but the gist of it is im in berlin right now and been hanging out with my friends brother that i met last year quite a bit this week and ive never felt so weird before about anyone