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Bro- Lol

*Itachi bandaging up Kisame after returning from a battle*

Kisame: We’re lucky it didn’t start raining until after we got back here, aren’t we?

Itachi: Mm.

Kisame: And it’s a good thing we still have bread left in our packs from earlier … as usual there’s not a scrap of food in this place.

Itachi: Mm. *wraps the last bandaid in place* Done.

Kisame: … Itachi? Are you angry with me?

Itachi, cleaning up the first aid supplies: It’s not worth discussing. You lost a lot of blood. Perhaps you should go rest for a bit.

*he starts to walk away, but Kisame reaches out and grabs his arm*

Kisame, softly: ‘Tachi …

Itachi: Kisame. Don’t. What you did today was exceedingly foolish. I would have thought that the fact that you’re older than I am would have prevented you from trying to take on three opponents by yourself. *starts to walk away again*

 Kisame, softly: I won, didn’t I?

Itachi, whirling back around: You call this a win?! We just barely made it out of there! Go look in the mirror, look at how bruised and banged-up you are, and tell me that this is a win!!

Kisame: Your sharingan was exhausted! YOU were exhausted! What was I supposed to do?!

Itachi: LEAVE ME THERE!! Leave me to die and get yourself to safety!

Kisame: You and I both know that such a thing isn’t an option, Itachi. How could you even suggest such a thing?

Itachi: Do you have no sense of self-preservation?

Kisame: I do. I know that I wouldn’t want to go on if you weren’t here with me. I wouldn’t survive. Therefore just leaving you is an absurd proposition.

Itachi: You think too much of me …

Kisame: *wraps his arms around Itachi’s waist* I love you, idiot. Now say you love me back so we can make up.

Itachi, grinning: What if I don’t want to say it, mm?

Kisame: *growls low in his throat* Are you challenging me?

Kisame: *lifts Itachi up and positions him against the wall, aggressively kissing down his neck* Guess I’ll have to torment you to get what I want, brat …

Itachi, barely holding back a moan: D-do your w-worst …

*Hidan walks into the room*

Hidan: Okay, fuck you both. I’ve been listening to your “fight” for twenty minutes, waiting for something good to happen … and you’re about to do it instead?! Where’s the drama?? Where’s the anger? Where’s the yelling and the smashing and breaking?! 

Hidan: Fuckin’ pussies, can’t even have a goddamn decent brawl!

Deidara, from his room: Right?! That was the most boring shit I ever heard, hm! That made me want to punch the wall! 

*a loud crunch is heard*

Deidara: Tobi, what the hell?!

Tobi, howling: Y-you said you wanted the wall punched!

Deidara: IT’S A FIGURE OF SPEECH YOU MORON!! Who’s going to fix that hole?!

Tobi, in Obito voice: FUCK THAT, WHO’S GOING TO FIX MY HAND?!

Hidan: Finally, some decent action! Later, losers! *runs to Deidara’s room*

Itachi and Kisame: 

Kisame: … you still in the mood?

Itachi:

Itachi: … shamefully, yes.

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lookie what i made~

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:>>>>>>>>>>

I'm definitely moving back to Tumblr now that I see some Sephgen shippers around xD

Allow me to share some food I hadn't posted here yet <3

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Have you taken the time to hold your tiny partner today??

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I'm sorry I haven't been posting •﹏• un-packing and moving has made me sleepy and not want to do shit. I'm sorry again!!  ŏ̥̥̥̥םŏ̥̥̥̥ 

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Damn Jesus fuck. This is messed up.

Reblog to spread the info about this post.

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Please reblog and spread the word

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Oh my god, Lee... I'M SORRY! I DIDN'T MEAN FOR YOU TO THROW UP!

THE FIRST TIME NEJI TOLD ME I WAS LIKE A BROTHER TO HIM, I WAS SO HAPPY, AND I CRIED SO HARD I THREW UP

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My new room!!

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OMG SHINOBU IS BISEXUAL (Or pansexual)! I HAVE PROOF!

One, she said to Tomioka "The moon looks lovely" and to the 'sister' in the ark with Rui in it (forgot what its called)

Why would that mean she is bisexual? Well, in japanese, "The moon looks lovely" means "I love you"

So there you go!

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Oh my god! It does say that! Great observation (˘̩̩̩ε˘̩ƪ)

Wait wait wait wait hold up

When Sabito and Giyuu were younger sabito has a white haori and Giyuu has a red haori now I just got this from Google for a school project but white and red r the colors of marriage and a happy life with the other person in Japan if I am correct and so with that I make SabiGiyuu a legitimate ship

Thanks for reading this random thing

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Oh my god... Masterpiece!

GrrRRrr!! YAP!!! YAPP!!!!

AAAAAAAAHHHH!!!! GET CHO FUCKIN DOG, BITCH!!!!!

He don't bite...

YES HE DO!!!

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Lee, please never do that again...

CAN SOMEONE PLEASE PAY MY BAIL, I PUNCHED A COUNCIL ELDER IN THE FACE AND I SPENT ALL OF MY MONEY ON LONG DISTANCE LETTER FEES!!!!!!! THANK YOU IN ADVANCE ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

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Sakura definitly sees Kakashi as a father-figure. And this is just full blown amazing!

*Kakashi tripping and spraining his ankle during a spar session with Gai, Lee and Sakura*

Gai: *examining Kakashi’s swollen foot* This doesn’t look so good, rival …

Sakura: Geez, Sensei … I told you to take it easy!

Kakashi: This is nothing; I’ll just walk really slow to the hospital.

Lee: Wouldn’t walking like that be bad?

Sakura: Lee’s right; in your condition, that’ll just make the ankle worse!

Sakura: *lifts Kakashi with one arm and slings him over her shoulder* I’ll carry you!

Kakashi, blushing: S-Sakura! Please! *whispers in her ear* Not in front of Gai; think of my pride!

Sakura: *sighs* Hang on …

Sakura: *goes to Lee and whispers in his ear*

Lee: *lights up* Challenge accepted!

Lee: *runs to Gai and lifts him up and over his shoulder*

Gai: L-Lee! What are you doing?!

Lee: Sakura challenged me to see who could carry our Sensei to the hospital faster.�� If it’s one thing you taught me, it’s never back down from a challenge!

Sakura: Okay; ready, set, GO!!

*Lee and Sakura take off running at full speed *

Gai, crying: This is truly the power of Youth! Doesn’t this get your blood racing, Kakashi?!

Kakashi: *passed out*

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Omg 😄😄😄 this made my day bestie.

*Deidara, being sent to retrieve Itachi from the yard* Deidara: Oi, Uchiha; it's time for dinner. Itachi: *laying motionless and unblinking in the snow, on his back, staring up at the clouds* Deidara: Oh, shit ... Itachi? You alive? Itachi: *doesn't respond* Deidara: Shit shit shit ... *goes to him and prepares to haul him up; at the last second Itachi focuses his eyes and looks at Deidara* Itachi: Oh, apologies; I hadn't realized it was so late. Deidara, relieved: Goddamn, Uchiha ... are you trying to give me a heart attack?! I thought you finally kicked the bucket, hm! Itachi: No. Just appreciating the beauty of December. Deidara: *hesitates, then lays down next to him* It IS really pretty ... cold, though. Itachi: Yes, cold. I keep wondering if this is what it will feel like, when I DO die. Cold, but beautiful. Calm. Peaceful. Deidara: Jeez, would you stop talking about dying? I was only kidding before! Itachi: I'm not gonna last much longer, though. That's reality. I'm just glad I won't have to go alone; I have all of you around. Deidara: *pats Itachi's shoulder* No, you won't be alone, hm. But you can't go yet, okay? There's lots more fun shit to do. Itachi: Like what? Deidara: *leans over and whispers in Itachi's ear* Itachi, grinning: You're an asshole. But let's do it. *about ten minutes later, Hidan comes out to look for them* Hidan: Hey, fuck-faces! Konan says to get your ugly asses in here before -- Hidan: *notices that the two of them are laying there not blinking or breathing* Hidan: ... what the fuck?! Holy Jashin, these two got frostbite and died! God, I can't believe it! They -- Deidara and Itachi: *suddenly pop up, snarling and lunging at Hidan* Hidan: *runs back into hideout screaming* Deidara: See? What'd I tell you? Itachi: You're right; there IS still fun to be had.

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In fact, I will just use Kiba's money and say, "I bought him for you with your money. Your welcome."

I have decided I have no use for a brother anymore. Will be selling him for five ryō.

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I agree. Like whats up? Afraid Imma steal your girl? Oh well, I'm gay.

Lol we are also just to strong for them!

THEY WON’T LET ME IN ANBU BECAUSE I HAVE TOO MUCH RIZZ

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I will buy him for Kiba

I have decided I have no use for a brother anymore. Will be selling him for five ryō.