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Es ist mein 11. Jahrestag auf Tumblr 🥳

Girl my blog is 11 years old....

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He do the :3

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i learned about Tim Wong who successfully and singlehandedly repopulated the rare California Pipevine Swallowtail butterfly in San Francisco. In the past few years, he’s cultivated more than 200 pipevine plants (their only food source) and gives thousands of caterpillars to his local Botanical Garden (x)

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a dating app for people who use Tumblr?

this is the dating app, fool.

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Me when I use the blender that makes 50% of all turtles feel immeasurable pain

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Goth girls love trains

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Technophobes need to apologise for "just put it in plain English you stupid machine!" because, well for one the decline in accurate error messages in favour of simplicity has contributed to the rise of tech illiteracy, but also because now whenever an "app" has a net connection error it will pop up a box saying something like "oo ooopsie! Your super duper feed went poo poo. We'll try again soon!" which having said to me by a corporation is about 8 million times worse than having to hear the word "network".

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losing my mind at this

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I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

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Every time someone mentions any Tesla vehicle i can only think of

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Nothing gives the same kind of random ego boost like managing to finally clean up your home and making it nice. Like ooh look at me, I'm living like people do, I made myself iced tea and I am eating my snack from a real plate. I got floors and shit.

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girls night

((gouache on cardboard))