officiallydarkgeek
officiallydarkgeek
Carpe Diem
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I will change the world for the better, mark my words. | XXI | Perhaps a hopeless romantic. | 🇲🇽 | @missyflufffics | @missystudentboycott | #dgeekwrites
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officiallydarkgeek · 36 minutes ago
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🔬This scientist crafts stunning visual art through chemistry.
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officiallydarkgeek · 1 hour ago
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i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation
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officiallydarkgeek · 2 hours ago
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crafting a plane launcher with chopsticks by 小小折纸手工
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officiallydarkgeek · 3 hours ago
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the color signatures of various elements when ignited
FB image credit: Ceres Science
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officiallydarkgeek · 4 hours ago
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This genuinely made me chuckle
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officiallydarkgeek · 4 hours ago
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just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people
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officiallydarkgeek · 6 hours ago
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🐰: leebit. dance.
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officiallydarkgeek · 7 hours ago
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officiallydarkgeek · 8 hours ago
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when I was a kid I wished I had nosebleeds. I had some friends who had them and I was like. that looks so fucking cool. you're just sitting there and suddenly you're covered in blood. it looks so dramatic. it looks so... and here my language failed me. at such a humble age I did not have the vocabulary to describe the sublime. I just sat in incomprehensible jealousy. I turned out totally normal by the way
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officiallydarkgeek · 8 hours ago
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officiallydarkgeek · 9 hours ago
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officiallydarkgeek · 10 hours ago
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Elie Saab Spring 2023 Couture
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officiallydarkgeek · 11 hours ago
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Regulus: Sirius, I have to tell you something. Harry has his first boyfriend
Sirius: Oh my god! Harry has his first boyfriend?
Regulus: No, don’t be happy about that. Harry’s only 11, he’s too young to date
Sirius: I don’t know. Is he?
Regulus: He’s not mature enough to handle the emotions that come from being in a relationship, Sirius. We didn’t date until we were in our last year of Hogwarts!
Sirius: Well Harry’s pretty mature, Reggie. Last week he told me I was only making him eat vegetables because our parents didn’t hug me enough. And you know what? I think he was right
Regulus: …
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officiallydarkgeek · 11 hours ago
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Since being diagnosed with cancer my husband has become very willing to step into arguments at his workplace and elsewhere because “nobody wants to be seen yelling at the guy with brain cancer” and so far his success rate is shockingly high.
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officiallydarkgeek · 12 hours ago
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officiallydarkgeek · 13 hours ago
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Not everything that makes you uncomfortable is actually causing you harm
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officiallydarkgeek · 14 hours ago
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seung 🐏 of the day
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