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just got my first “there’s no way chatgpt didn’t write this” about something i wrote because they thought it was too good. Girl help
#on one hand this is sort of a hey look ma i made it moment#but on the other. oh my god the future of humankind is so incredibly bleak#look at my generation dawg we are so doomed 😭😭
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having sex with me is always incest because I consider us all brothers and sisters in our shared struggle against capital
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fujoing out is the only way we're gonna get through any of this btw. its all we have left
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Tobias Menzies as John THE LOW DOWN (2000)
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"is there fanfiction for the Beatles" the stuff you don't know could fill oceans
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Hello everypony.... I would like to announce a project I've been working on for about the past month or so. That being me learning HTML for the sole purpose of recreating 2005 Videoranch on neocities. Check 'er out this instant.
(BUT IMPORTANT!!!!! only view this on PC because I fear as I am inexperienced with HTML she's impossible to navigate on mobile. forgive me.)
Have fun exploring the wonderful world of Videoranch and all the little things it has to offer. I had a lot of fun making it. I'm using it also as a sort of mini Nez archive! (mainly post-monkees schtuff) if you have any things you think should be added lmk! :-)
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MASH but an AU where instead of distilling alcohol they’re growing weed in the corner of the swamp
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knuckle tattoos that say OKAY YAY❤️
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hate having to sit on public toilets because then I start experiencing the memories of everyone who sat there before me
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do you want to play in love with me. it involves being in love. and making out for fifteen hours straight. and keeping me as a pet
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city lights vs abalone shell
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i think it's fine to show up a little buzzed for work, but only if it's the kind of work that doesn't require the full use of your faculties. like if all you do all day is routine coronary angioplasties, or you're just performing the same route motions on a ballistics assembly line, fine! show up with a flask on your hip and take sips in your down time. but if you're running the griddle at waffle house you need to sober the fuck up and lock the fuck in.
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first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real
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wait do you guys actually carry purses/bags everywhere you go i really need to know
#yes my mini backpack is attached to me at all times in public you’d need to surgically remove it from me#sometimes if it’s a really quick errand i just bring my wallet#but otherwise you know i keep that thang on me
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