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one william dollars isnt even that much money anymore due to the flation

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just played stardew valley with my wife for 4 hours I just remembered this is what it's all about

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murderers, subway workers, and murderers who work at subway. I present to you, the iPhone 5

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your discord pfp and your tumblr pfp are locked in a room together. what happens?

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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy

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convinced this is going to happen to me when i meet my gf’s family

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bro shutup im trying to remember what i just said

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OMG???? FUCKING EMERGANCY

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wonderful pair of posts on the dash tonight

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But once he is gone who will I have?

tiktok / icarly / unknown / @/mothman / An Oresteia: Agamemnon, Aiskhylos / Bumble Ardy, Maurice Sendak / icarly / A Little Life, Hanya Yaragihara / The Fall Of The House Of Usher, Steven Berkoff / A living Chattel, Anton Chekhov

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"i asked chatgpt" "i asked grok" well i asked bob dylan and he said the answer's blowin' in the wind. not sure what he meant but he seemed pretty confident

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I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do the dishes!

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Jaws 50th Anniversary - Released June 20, 1975

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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how the world feels when you listen to a song for the first time and immediately know you'll love it forever

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just had a patient ask me if i’ve “even graduated high school yet” life is so hard when you’re an adult but you’re baby faced and 5 feet tall