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officialpenisenvy · 5 hours
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hey mama said the way you move gon make you sweat gon make you groove!!!
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the song remains the same 3: this time it's serious
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officialpenisenvy · 5 hours
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[Jimmy] and Charlotte, they had so many servants, yet they would never offer me a cup of tea or a sandwich. Which is such a mistake on their part because I put the curse of King Midas on them.
rip kenneth anger you would've made numbers on tumblr dot com
#lz
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officialpenisenvy · 6 hours
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was there kink at the robert plant physiotherapy slash presence sessions malibu mansion
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officialpenisenvy · 7 hours
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i don't smoke for the obvious reasons of not wanting to develop an addiction to nicotine but god do i so often feel the emotion 'i need a cigarette'.
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officialpenisenvy · 9 hours
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anonymous opinion ❣️ love of my life ❣️ i wonder who said that :^)
how completely mysterious and anonymous!!! love of MY life ily forever and ever. ❣️
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officialpenisenvy · 9 hours
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coolest mutual ever. also i think we’d be very good at covering up crimes together
i would love to cover up crimes with you fr
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officialpenisenvy · 10 hours
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officialpenisenvy · 10 hours
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LMAO
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sure man. at this point
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officialpenisenvy · 11 hours
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sure man. at this point
#lz
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officialpenisenvy · 11 hours
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ooh mama let me give you a completely 100% heterosexual blowjob
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officialpenisenvy · 11 hours
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should i buy a little pastry at the bakery......
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officialpenisenvy · 12 hours
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officialpenisenvy · 12 hours
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You’re insane I’d die for you 🤍
MWAH. love ya ❤️
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officialpenisenvy · 12 hours
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if this is another class that could've been an email im suicide bombing the campus main square
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officialpenisenvy · 12 hours
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reblog this if you want anonymous opinions of you
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officialpenisenvy · 13 hours
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susan fast threw the first brick at stonewall
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