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Breaking Bad episode

Mr. White: Saul, the DEA are hot on my trail... I’ve got to find a way to throw them off, and fast.

Saul: Not a problem. I know a guy named Boobsome Twosome. His job is to lie to the DEA for you. Been doing it all his life went to juvie for it as a child but he’s covered up his tracks. He’ll lie to the DEA all day. Every day. 24-7. Went to jail for it as an adult but he’s covered up his tracks. (takes out a photo of him) He broke all his bones going 500 miles per hour last year and he’ll lie to the DEA for you. He’s on the way now. And he’s only One. Billion. Bucks.

Mr. White: Hmm... I’ll sleep on it

(the next day)

Mr. White: Well Saul I may be ready to do this

Saul: I was lying to you that guy doesn’t exist.

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If Rock N Roll came out today they would call it Woke N Roll and it would be woke

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people talk about which websites make them most miserable but everyone is sleeping on kickstarter cuz the type of horrible plastic garbage shit that gets funded on there breaks my composure so badly. 3d printed lightsaber with 310k dollars. i could live off that for 20+ years. and then theres so many guys like this

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Trip

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thank you adam for this very clear metaphor

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These teens were once "straight shooters" and "based" but Helium Addiction took everything from them.

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The ability to turn reblogs off has really added a new dimension to shitty posts

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Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

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Me