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i’m glad people don’t eat me anymore that was a rough time in my life

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who wants some tide pods with a side of ice cold T H I C C water

*pours you a nice refreshing glass of thick water*

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Why do you look so delicious

I don’t know, but thank you ;) 

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D E A D M E M E

at least that means I'll no longer be perceived as a s n a c c

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Holy shiz it’s the forbidden fruit

forbidden for a reason and not to be eaten 

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I love cosplaying the forbidden dead memes!!

Tide Pod Chan: Me

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tide pods!

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Young

Edgelord

Eats

Tidepods

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not food :( 

thanks monika, that’s some good fucking food

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*admires your beauty and grace* *pats gently and whispers* I won't let them eat you :')

thank you for keeping me safe ♡

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yummy yummy pods in my tummy

yummy yummy yummy I got pods in my tummy 

and I feel like a-lovin’ you 

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squish

squish squish uwu ✧・ﾟ:*

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don’t eat me go back to eating goldfish 

So at work someone just brought up the Tide Pod thing as proof that kids these days are dumb and I pointed out the fact that the fad in the 1920′s was to swallow whole live goldfish (look it up, my grandparents told me about it years ago, it was a Thing.)

And of course some kids choked to death on live goldfish. 

He didn’t believe me until he looked it up on his phone. And then he was just quiet for a minute and said “Ok maybe people have just always done dumb shit” and the glow of victory is going to carry me until lunch. 

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Why douche when you just pop a tide pod up your ass and become a human washing machine.

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ur blog is a wild ride, almost as wild as the ride inside the washing machine ur having (idk if this pun works oops)

it is a wild ride ;) 

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What do tide pods like to do

we like to not be eaten 

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I would never eat you, only admire ur grace✨

thank you ✨✨