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*picks up one of L's eggs*

mine as in im adopting

yoink

*runs off with it*

"..." "Well at least you didn't eat it-"

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penis

[He blinked a bit.]

"..Dick."

[He gave a oddly smug look for someone who has major depression.]

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amogus

"..What."

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"..What the metaphorical hell is this-"

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anyway hello

"Hello."

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*fucking fires the eggs like a machine gun out of my mouth at bin*

[He gave a noise like a strangled animal at that.]

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.....CONTINUES SLURPING OUT OF SPITE

[Bin just sighed at that.]

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i dont like strawberry things except strawberry milk

SLURPING THE EGGS

"..."

[Did Bin just turn L's eggs into a different flavor on the spot-]

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no they are minty

SLURPING DOWN THE EGGS WHOLE

"..." "..Can you at least try my eggs-"

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*bonks the shadow and continues slurping the egggs*

[A squeak, before he grabbed you.]

"..Stop eating my grandson's eggs, he's not like me."

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INFINITELY SLURPPING THE EGGS

[Sobbing noises.]

[...A large shadow showed up behind you.]

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*another anon runs in and protects the eggs, hissing at kitty.*

[He's a little caught off guard, flinching.]

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THESE EGGS ARE MINTY I WONT STOP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP SLURP

[Lateral's fucking crying oh no.]

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*RUNS IN AND GRABS A BUNCH OF EGGS THEN RUNS AND HIDES WITH THEM*

[He began calming down at that.]

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HIS BABIES NOOOOOOO

"PLEASE STOP THEM BEFORE ALL MY EGGS ARE GONE-"

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SLUPING THE EGGS WHOLE SLUPING THE EGGS WHOLE

"STOP PLEASE-"

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MUNCHING THE MINTY EGGS

"MY CHILDREN-"

[He's clearly distressed about this.]