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chikorita gets clowned on a lot for its shit stats and a movepool i would be hard-pressed to describe as "extant" but designwise it's really evocative. it begs the kind of questions that make pokemon so magical: what IF a lima bean was a small dog. what IF instead of a head it had like. a weird nub. with an anime face on it. what if it could throw a fistful of razors across the room

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Hi there! I've been reminiscing about your song for every pokemon project lately and so I thought I'd send you a message and let you know that it's still very much appreciated, and I love your other music too! Shared it with my friends and all. The Mr Mime song is my forever-favourite (I was the one who asked about it when it disappeared from soundcloud 6 years ago and was really happy to find it again on bandcamp). I hope you know you're awesome, and have a great day. Stay cool. ⭐

Thank you so much for this kind message. It really made my night.

I feel incredibly fortunate that people still listen to my music even if I'm not able to dedicate as much time to it as I used to.

If you have a favorite Pokemon that I have not yet written a song for, feel free to send me another DM and I'll try to write that song for you.

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Local goat discovers joy of painting

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GO TO HELL

...with Cash and Tango!

BINKY's newest album BLOODBATH AND BEYOND: Cash & Tango Go To Hell is out now! It's the classic tale of traveling through hell to rescue the soul of your friend who was murdered by Guy Fieri.

Give it a listen... or else? 

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We have been working on this album for 3 years! :O

GO TO HELL

...with Cash and Tango!

BINKY's newest album BLOODBATH AND BEYOND: Cash & Tango Go To Hell is out now! It's the classic tale of traveling through hell to rescue the soul of your friend who was murdered by Guy Fieri.

Give it a listen... or else? 

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I don't think I've shared this here, but if you did not know, my wife is bedridden due to Long COVID and ME/CFS. I am her full time caregiver and she started a blog which she updates when she has the energy. She really appreciates people reading, commenting and subscribing to her blog as it's one of her few remaining connections to the outside world.

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A song about the summer heat, Willis Carrier, climate change, and recreational space travel.

This was written and recorded for WXPN's 24-hour song writing challenge. The prompt was: SUMMERTIME

~LYRICS~

I’m off to the moon for a couple months I know it’s long, but I promise we will stay in touch It’s far too hot back home but I'll send hugs from the biodome I hope you will not hold a grudge We don’t wanna leave a home that’s hotter than we got But we are low on options and we don’t have many shots I wish we all were astronauts Thank you Willis, for coming through Making our homes habitability since 1902 We dump that heat outside to deal with another time I hope we learn to less of too We define what is outside by who we’re willing to leave behind Can we leave behind a home that’s kinder than I thought We try to live a moral life but HVAC keeps us inside We shouldn’t be only astronauts We shouldn’t be only astronauts

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Sorry for the relative inactivity lately! The good news is, that I just released another batch of Pokemon songs, many of which were never previously posted online. For context, most of these songs were recorded between 2017-2019, and while my pace of Pokémon related songwriting has slowed down slightly, I've made a commitment to never stop making them entirely.

I don't know when Volume 3b, 3c, 4, 5, ect will be released, but I think it could be funny to take a 40 year hiatus and then complete this project out of nowhere.

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My pop band released a new song!

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I didn't paint as much as I wanted to this year, but here are some of my favorites from 2022!

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A concept album about two cowboys trapped in Guy Fieri's apocalypse My friends and I released our newest and oddest album today.

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By myself I’m nothing special But with my friends we’re on another level And on the seas we travel backwards In time rewind life Back before the pirates’ virus There were dinos, ghosts, and the tyrants I remember the aquatic stylishes irses In time rewind life By myself I’m nothing special But with my friends we’re on another level And on the seas we travel backwards In time rewind life

Produced and mixed by Will Rufe

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What do you want from me? I am just trying to please.

The birds in the sky, they don’t know how to cry I doubt even they can feel free

Would you like some biscuits and tea? I’ve baked them painstakingly

I live to serve, my bond is my word. I can’t resist, for you I persist. Once more, my life would be meaningless without my cause Because

I live to serve, my bond is my word. I can’t resist, for you I persist. Once more, my life would be meaningless without my cause Because

I live to serve, my bond is my word. I can’t resist, for you I persist. Once more, my life would be meaningless without my cause

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1 (one) year 🐱 https://www.instagram.com/p/CcwTpl2MCb5xKclLjMJS_ldiVQOPJt4OBEmkYo0/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

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Eevee can now add modelling to her resume.

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I released three songs written and recorded in 2018 and 2019. I hope you enjoy them if you give them a listen!