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Malkuth for some self-motivation

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If it's any comfort to those with eccentric fashion sense, people won't be telling you you look like an anime character forever. There's a very definite age-based cutoff beyond which flamboyant eccentricity stops reading as "anime character" and starts reading as "obscure Batman villain".

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sitting in the cuck chair in full plate mail long sword resting on my knees one foot propped up on a skull

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Police detective trying to solve a murder who accidentally stumbles onto the victim's neighbour's secret - he's a vampire. Drinks blood, avoids the sun, the whole shebang. He didn't kill her though. So while that's life changing information and whatever it does not help his case one bit

Vampire didn't even know her that well. He caught her cat once when the thing got out and brought him back after sundown. She gave him a cobbler, which he said was very bad, but not the sort of thing you'd do a murder over. "That's not funny," says the cop. "A woman is dead."

And the vampire is like, "Well, I implied that killing her was wrong."

The cop gives up with the vampire. Finds out a lady this woman worked with is like, a witch, or does magic or some shit. Real magic. Cool. She didn't kill her either though. Jesus Christ.

This cop finding an entire magical society and being utterly humourless and annoyed about the entire thing because it's not even helping his CASE

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i am not late for make a terrible comic day .

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robotic tgirl with all her status lights flashing bright red but insists that she's fine, she's just kinda tired, no that's a normal grinding sound for her to make, she's fine, it's fine, really you shouldn't worry about her, she's fine

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one of my favorite twitter accounts that is defunct now is it was this account called like Crazy Optical Illusions or something and they would just post popular optical illusions but edit them so they werent optical illusions anymore and they would just pretend and people would be very confused / angry in the comments

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*in the middle of a breakdown* Omg wait. this is just like the character

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hmmmm...not sure about that

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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the way imperialist usametican chauvanist liberals use progressive-sounding language like "us-centrism" to downplay and defend US global hegemony and interference in other countries affairs is so grotesque