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drunksquirrcl​:

“oy, wanna see me shoot a rock at this dumb beetle over there??” conker points over at the sleeping beetle nearby and ready’s his sling shot. “one….”

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“ Uh, no... not really... ”

When Oswald had asked if they could hang out more, this wasn’t exactly what he had in mind. Granted, it was better than nothing, but still. 

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tfw it took a good half an hour to log in because you forgot the password and then the EMAIL you used 

also my icons wont load so i cant see them, i have to literally pull them up one by one :’)

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Got this done at disneyland!!! I love it so much! And Frecher got one too and hers is so CUTE

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who am I?

WHO AM I???

WHAT ARE YOU EVEN SAYING? I’M THE LOSER OF THE GAME YOU, DIDN’T KNOW YOU WERE PLAYING!

-Am I the only one who think about oswald while watching the SU Movie?

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toontcwn‌:

“Well….there’s gotta be something good about you then….hm…”

“…At least you’re cute. Even for an old…old….old poor man.”

“ Heh, yeah... I’m just a poor... poor old man... very poor, very old... ”

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“ Yeah, maybe for you, but I’m always gonna be seen as just an old toon! That old toon that came before Mickey! He gets to have a more modern appearance and it’s like he’s practically aging backwards! I might as well be drinkin’ prune juice and gettin’ a life alert in case I fall down the stairs at this rate! ”

“Ah, learn to live a little, won’t ya? Trust me, kiddo. Turning 100 ain’t all that bad! You stay young and beautiful all the same!”

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toontcwn‌:

“Ya’ know, when a cute young gal marries an old man like yourself, he’s usually pretty loaded….where did I go wrong on that end?”

“ Gosh I know right?! You’re with me and I ain’t even old and stinkin’ rich - I’m just OLD! ”

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How’re you gonna forget with me around?

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- bday boi -

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BORTHDAY BOY

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“ Oh god... I’m going to be 100 years old in 8 more years! 100! And 8 years is practically a blink of an eye for a toon! Before I know it I’m going to be in the TRIPLE DIGITS! WHERE HAS ALL MY YOUTH GONE?! ”

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Someone turned 92 today ❤️

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Of course i got all of them right 😎

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Just now it started, a quickening miracle For some strange reason the tears won’t stop Why am I shaking? The accelerating beat Is this the “Heart” I wanted?

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“ Weeeelll... ”

Takes a big deep breath.

“ So my birthday is tomorrow and while Mickey’s birthday every year is a big flippin’ deal, the only birthday of mine that was a big deal was two years ago when I turned 90. And during that one birthday of mine, I was teased over and over again by the Disney execs that I was going to get my own show. Can you believe it? My own show! But I shoulda known better than to believe that because they’ve yet to talk to me about it and there’s no progression on any show. It’s like there’s nothing going on for me and Bob was just pulling my chain. ”

Oswald gives a frustrated huff and tugs at his ears.

“ It’s... just not fair! I’ve been back for how long and I still haven’t been in much since I got back! And every time, still, even now, whenever anyone makes a big deal about Mickey... I love him, he’s my brother and I know it’s shitty of me and maybe it’s just my dumb depressed brain that can’t help but still feel some resentment towards him deep down! He gets everything and I’m still, even now, left with nothing! And of course if dad was here... well, I can’t even imagine that, but if he was... why do I feel like he’d probably be too busy to even care? That’s sure how Bob and the other execs act like when it comes to me... they’re too busy with their Star Wars and Marvel properties and all the money they’re making to care about a lousy old toon like me... ” 

“Jiminy Cricket’s the name! Licensed Cartoon Therapist is my game! How may I help you today?”

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My disney trip is next week... WITH MY GF