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            ˢᵖᵃʳᵉ ᵗʰᵉ ˢʸᵐᵖᵃᵗʰʸ  ᵉᵛᵉʳʸᵇᵒᵈʸ ʷᵃⁿᵗˢ ᵗᵒ ᵇᵉ ᵐʸ       ——     ᴇɴᴇᴍʏ  !

as penned by geoff. ( rules + bio  /  ac ) 

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“ DANGER IS MY MIDDLE NAME, I HAVE IT MONOGRAMMED ON ALL MY TOWELS. “

MARY JANE WATSON as featured on MAIDOFMIGHTS.

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Now can we talk like human beings? This feels pretty human to me.

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let’s start this off ! hit the ♡ for a one liner ! please specify muse if you want, or else i’m going to yeet a random person to your muse. 

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also, consider: spiderman reddie au, bye. 

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im on werewolf au bullshit so like...

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requested by yourleastfavouriteartist

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i haven’t been around but like this is absolutely ryan tozier with his brother.

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Sinday Special

These memes are for those who like a little sexual fun on Sunday. Feel free to edit pronouns as needed.

“Get on your knees and beg.”

“Tell me how you want me to fuck you.”

“I want you now, please… don’t make me beg anymore.”

“How badly do you want me?”

“Please don’t stop, I’ll do anything you want.”

“Keep quiet unless you want everyone to hear you.”

“You don’t want to get caught, do you?”

“Does the idea of being caught like this excite you? It does, doesn’t it?”

“Let me taste you.”

“Do you want me to show you how bad I want you?”

“How rough do you want it?”

“Where do you want me to cum?”

“I want to see your face  as you come undone.”

“I’m going to tie you to the headboard and fuck you senseless.”

Locations:

Closet: My muse grabs yours by the shirt/jacket/pants and drags them into the closet.

Wall: My muse pins yours against the wall.

Table: My muse fucks/teases yours over the table.

Couch: My muse fucks yours on the couch.

Shower: My muse fucks yours in the shower.

Floor: Our muses don’t make it to a bed.

Vehicle: Our muses have sex in a vehicle.

Outside: Our muses have sex somewhere outside/in public.

*add +reverse to make your muse the one that does it to mine.*

Symbols:

Send 💢 for a rough/violent/hateful sex situation between our muses. Send ⛓️ for one of our muses restraining the other in a bondage way. Send 🎀 for your muse to be left as a gift for my muse wearing nothing but a ribbon. (Send +Reverse for my muse to be the gift instead) Send 🍆 for one muse to use toys on the other muse. Send ‼️ for my muse to give yours the “stamp of approval” by slapping their ass hard enough to leave a hand print. (send +Reverse to have your muse do it to mine instead) Send 👅 for my muse to go down on yours. (Send +Reverse for your muse to go down on mine) Send ♋ for our muses to 69. Send ⏳ for a sexual situation where our muses only have a certain amount of time to have sex.

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send 🍸 for a starter with my drunk muse!

EXTRA: send one of the following emojis for my muse to be 

😆 overly excited, loud and laughing

😥 sad or overly emotional

😠 angry and ready to throw it down

😘 way too flirty

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me: these will be one liners

me, looking at all the starters i’ve written: anyways that was a fucking lie

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nbc’s  hannibal ( 2013 - 2015 )  pt  2 ↪  req’d  by  anon.  s01e07 - s01e013.  alter  as  you  see  fit.  trigger  warnings  for  death,  gore,  violence,  sexual  themes

“there is a distinctive brutality.”

“come over and i will cook for you.”

“he used to throw such exquisite dinner parties.”

“it’s fairly evident the man’s dead just by looking at him.”

“[name left his last victim in a church pew using his tongue as a page marker in the bible he was holding.”

“he looks normal. and nobody can tell what he is.”

“i kind of kinda thought you’d be there which … isn’t why i was there.”

“i think that we would make good friends.”

“i have conversations with a version of you and hope that the actual you gets what he needs.”

“red or white?”

“i discovered that we are cheese folk.”

“i transferred my passion for anatomy into the culinary arts.”

“did you think it was a date?”

“you avoided being in a room alone with me essentially since i met you.”

“well, i wanted to kiss her since i met her.”

“murder houses don’t fetch big money in today’s real estate market.”

“i promise i won’t try to kiss you again.”

“i have feelings for you, [name]. but i can’t just have an affair with you.”

“this is possibly the finest salad i’ve ever eaten in my life.”

“i know what monsters are. you’re a victim.”

“i can feel my nerves clicking like, uh, roller coaster cogs, pulling up to the inevitable long plunge.”

“there’s a grandiosity to the violence that i imagined that feels more real than what i know is true.”

“i caught a glimpse of myself in the mirror, and i looked right through me, past me, as if i was a was just a stranger.”

“i know what kind of crazy i am, and this isn’t that kind of crazy.”

“well brain scans can’t diagnose, uh, mental disorders.”

“just do me a favour and publish it posthumously.”

“i tried to be a good mom.”

“why are you still here when the both of us know that this is bad for you?”

“you made me think i was somebody else, and now who knows what i’m thinking?”

“so maybe i’m not supposed to be in a relationship.”

“would have been fun to cozy up with your dogs in front of a space heater.”

“now, this relationship between you and me, this can do us both some good.”

“it’s like remembering something from your childhood, and you’re not sure if it’s your memory or a friend’s memory, and then you realise sadly it’s just some photo in an old book.”

“he hasn’t answered his phone since yesterday, didn’t show up to work today.”

“you know, it’s hard to shake off something that’s already under your skin.”

“[name], you’re having an episode.“

“although you may not feel like it, i need you to smile.”

“you’re in no state to go anywhere but the hospital.”

“it’s hard to be with another person when you can’t get out of your own head.”

“you look pretty.”

“people who have what you have can recover with shock treatment.”

“it feels more like a horrible dream where i killed my friend.”

“[name] was just a dumb kid who was really messed up because his sister was murdered.”

“you’re looking for an explanation, an explanation that makes all of this okay.”

“i’d hate to damage anyone’s reputation unnecessarily.”

“thank god for small favours.”

“[name] has been victim of many unusual and irrational thoughts.”

“you have any idea where they might be going?”

“maybe you shouldn’t have checked yourself out of the hospital.”

“i think you’re still sick.”

“i’m afraid you’re gonna have to leave.”

“i can’t pretend i don’t know you and i can’t pretend we both don’t know what I’m finding under your nails.”

“i guess you dodged a bullet with me.”

“grieving is an individual process with a universal goal: the truest examination of the meaning of life and the meaning of its end.”

“young people are supposed to be the lenses through which we see ourselves living beyond this life.”

“it’s hard to accept that i could fail them both so profoundly.”

“i’m willing to change my mind should the evidence change.”

“all sense of who you are has been distorted by your illness.”

“you are alone because you are unique.”

“i smoked the veal on a pyre of dry hay. it imparts a unique smouldering flavour to the meat and to the room.”

“thank you for indulging me.”

“you seemed like you needed to talk.”

“you develop relationships with people who are prone to violence.”

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@peaceprose​  ​ / sc. —- ryan tozier.  

 maybe there was a reason toziers should stay away from kaspbraks. maybe there’s also a reason that freddie should not be with ryan tozier at the moment. trying to find their brothers when they both had run off together hadn’t been the best idea, and definitely dragging freddie to the barrens wasn’t smart either.    “please uh.. --” he paused and looked down at the water before hesitating. “ be careful okay? all i know is richie kept talking about how bill and them were going to go down here later, so i think that might be where they’re at.”  

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let’s start this off ! hit the ♡ for a one liner ! please specify muse if you want, or else i’m going to yeet a random person to your muse. 

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@carnagebled​ / sc. —- bill denbrough.  

       “ hazel, i’m being s---serious, “ he said, crossing his arms so that hazel knew he was determined to convince her that she should be just as worried as the rest of them. right ? what if they were all just running around saying nonsense. 

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abrilliantlie replied to your post “me, realizing that the only ships i truly love for ryan are either...”

*grabby hands*

i just wuv writing with you, especially bc u love ryan as much as i do