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Who doesn't enjoy a genuine compliment from time to time? It depends, but for now, I'm in a pretty good mood, and I haven't had to injure anyone to get it.

Happy Wednesday, and I just wanna tell you that if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. You're welcome.

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D'aaw, I appreciate you. Everyone needs a genuine compliment now and again.

Happy Wednesday, and I just wanna tell you that if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. You're welcome.

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Happy Wednesday, and I just wanna tell you that if you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple. You're welcome.

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Hold me 💀

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100% get that, but it's clearly because you haven't found the right person as corny as it sounds. Sometimes, you just need a break from it, and maybe it'll happen unexpectedly.

Sorry to whomever this affects but, the only lady I’m allowing close to my heart for the rest of my life is my mom. Just a small PSA. Thank you for your time.

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( I'll be active on here and Kayden tomorrow. It's been ridiculously hot here and it's literally been making me so tired and ill. )

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Do you hear that? That's the sound of hearts breaking all over the world.

Sorry to whomever this affects but, the only lady I’m allowing close to my heart for the rest of my life is my mom. Just a small PSA. Thank you for your time.

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I'm rooting for you to survive. If you don't, what songs would you like to be played at your funeral?

my life has become a series of me humming songs and slowly realizing that they’re from musicals that i swore i would never watch… god help me. also, happy monday. it’ll probably be my last time saying that because death awaits me tomorrow when i face oba 😅🙃

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I woke up and chose violence today 💀 happy Friday.

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Someone's feeling exceptionally violent today, and I like it. I feel like that would be too quick. I'd leave that to last and start off with a bit of flaying so they understand that they've fucked up.

Say it with me: boundaries need to be respected and it's not okay to touch someone you don't know in public.

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Anything for likes and clicks it's shameful. You can't punch them because then you'll be giving them what they want. I'll happily get rid of them for you 😈

Say it with me: boundaries need to be respected and it's not okay to touch someone you don't know in public.

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The fact that even has to be said is ridiculous. People are far too entitled.

Say it with me: boundaries need to be respected and it's not okay to touch someone you don't know in public.

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That's absolute crap. You need to believe in yourself more! Your cave would be superior to his i know it.

Bears are cute as fuck though even with their messed up fur. It shouldn't be too hard to make your own cool cave. If Batman can do it, so can you.

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Bears are cute as fuck though even with their messed up fur. It shouldn't be too hard to make your own cool cave. If Batman can do it, so can you.

I wish it was a thing too because lord knows I'd love to be all cosy and sleepy for months.

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Cupcakes do count, and honestly, cupcakes are superior to everything.

birthday kev has entered the chat.

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Oo, that makes me happy, I never get picked.

Started watching The Walking Dead from the beginning, and I'd forgotten how scary the walkers actually were; climbing up and over things, picking up rocks to smash glass. What happened to them? Also, the whole Whisperers storyline actually scared me and made me realise how screwed I'd be in an actual zombie apocalypse. Here's a thought a zombie apocalypse could actually happen y'know.

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I always wake up choosing violence. I dislike you.

Started watching The Walking Dead from the beginning, and I'd forgotten how scary the walkers actually were; climbing up and over things, picking up rocks to smash glass. What happened to them? Also, the whole Whisperers storyline actually scared me and made me realise how screwed I'd be in an actual zombie apocalypse. Here's a thought a zombie apocalypse could actually happen y'know.