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Jaime: i just did is all

Cissie: It wasn't very good since we're telling each other things

Jaime: Oh well then sorry i guess?

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Cissie: Why do you want to know then?

Cissie: It was the cute guy with the braces

Jaime: i just did is all

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Cissie: Don't be jealous, it's okay

Cissie: You'll get laid soon

Jaime: I'm not jealous

Jaime: who was it?

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Jaime: no cause of TINDER

Jaime: When's the last time YOU got laid

Cissie: Last night

Jaime:.......

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Cissie: Right, cause of all the fangirls

Jaime: no cause of TINDER

Jaime: When's the last time YOU got laid

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Jaime: I'm KIDDING. and no i don't. i get laid like...all the time

Cissie: I totally believe that

Jaime: okay FINE. BUT I could get laid whenever i wanted. im just more conservative with who i let in my bed is all

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Cissie: You need to get laid lol

Cissie: Calm down, buddy

Jaime: I'm KIDDING. and no i don't. i get laid like...all the time

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Jaime: You know that situation is complicated for me right now. Besides it's better to be your best friend's problem than your ex girlfriend's

Cissie: Fine, I'll hold you until you find a girlfriend or boyfriend and then you're their problem

Jaime: oh now you're HOLDING ME?? que sucia.

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Cissie: Better than losing points

Cissie: It comes with the territory

Cissie: I can be average if I can help people

Cissie: What about Traci? Aren't you mostly her problem?

Jaime: You know that situation is complicated for me right now. Besides it's better to be your best friend's problem than your ex girlfriend's

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Cissie: You're at least a solid 8

Cissie: I know what you mean...Cassie is the daughter of a god

Cissie: She literally has hair like gold

Cissie: And the rest of the team's dork too

Jaime: oh thanks a whole 2 points

Jaime: look at us. two average joes.

Jaime: oh no no no ive decided im personally your problem

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Cissie: Are you trying to get me to call you more than cute?

Cissie: You're still a dork

Jaime: No.I know my place. Cute is it. solid 6/10

Jaime: hard to be confident around the tim and conner's of the world

Jaime: Yeah but im YOUR dork

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Cissie: Nope, you already said it

Cissie: You think I'm hideous it's fine

Cissie: Good thing Bart is my best friend

Jaime: No no no you're gorgeous !

Jaime: That's fine. you called me your BESTEST friend. so that's even better than bart.

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Cissie: I'm alright?

Cissie: Wow! Okay, I take it back

Jaime: I'm Kidding! YOu're beautiful Cis. You know that.

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Cissie: Jaime, you're cute

Cissie: You're super cute

Cissie: You're cuter than Gar

Jaime: Aww thanks Cissie. YOu're alright too :P

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Cissie: Fine!

Cissie: Stop crying!

Cissie: You're cute or whatever

Jaime: say it like you MEAN it

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Cissie: The guy with the braces was cute!

Cissie: I don't think you're hideous

Cissie: What do you want to hear?

Cissie: That I think you're cute?

Jaime: Jaime Reyes can not come to the phone right now.

He's crying - totally K.D and not Jaime

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Cissie: No, you're a dork

Cissie: And we're not on Tinder :P

Jaime: You swiped right on the guy with the braces!

Jaime: Well then. I'll just go cry about the fact my best friend thinks I'm HIDIEOUS