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"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

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Bats Fact #27

Whole Apple

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just stepped on an ant landmine it blew off a single cell from my foot

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Spin this wheel first and then this wheel second to generate the title of a YA fantasy novel!

(If the second wheel lands on an option ending with a plus sign, spin it again)

Share what you got!

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Started crying over that poor woman that was run over by that racist while protesting

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there's just something so funny to me about shitty harvests

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My mom left an eviction notice for the carpenter bees burrowing into our porch

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ok how are you people putting commas in your tags

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found a rock in the kitchen and as I was about to throw it in the trash I thought "wait this is cruel I should let it outside" as if it was a living thing

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thinking (-1) about characters is so fun gu(-1)ys trust

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just remembered i have free will

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Why do you use It/Its pronouns...

i got tagged in elementary school and never recovered

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Donate!!!!!! Boost!!!!!

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it was worth a try

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runs into a cave and breaks my ankle but theres already another guy with a broken ankle inthere so its really awkward

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jeepeon (based on this image from Let's Find Pokemon)