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There was only so much t.v. to watch and so much food to eat and now that Scott has done all of that he has become bored. He was thinking about going back home and pretending he never got the call about SHIELD needing his help. He was apart of the C Team anyway, they wouldn’t notice that he was gone. Scott makes his way back to the lounge area when he sees someone sitting in his spot. “Hey. How’s it going?”

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@notagreatking​

it’s been awhile since scott has seen thor. two years too long actually, he was starting to miss his croc buddy. but he understood why he wanted to earth. for one this place was a shit hole. especially compared to the place he came from. asgard with all it’s magic and gold floor and something about a rainbow bridge. and that’s nice actually, that they openly supported the lgbtq community. they needed all the love and support they could get.

he had agreed to meet the god of thunder downstairs by the door so they could go out and buy more crocs. scott had agreed to pay the tab. one of these days they were going to have to find thor a job that he could start working whenever he decided to pop on earth. scott smiles when he sees thor approaching. “hey man. you ready to go?”

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@wiccanofmagic​

the kitchen. that’s the best place to be no matter where you are. and that’s the place scott is headed. he’s been in this place for a total of three days and he’s been doing absolutely nothing. he wonders if he should go home. there was nothing here to steal, and his drum set was at home.

that’s when he spots the boy sitting on top of the counter munching on something and scott eyes him and the food he’s harboring. “watcha got there buddy? anything good?”

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femfeetale‌:

Boredom. Her least favorite emotion had started the round of tonight’s event. What was a girl to do? A tight rope stroll along the rooftop ledges and fifteen minutes later the idea had struck her. With the recent damages to buildings, there was bound to be a few cracked safes, just waiting for her sticky paws to teach the owner a lesson in insurance.

Of course, that was only half the fun. Observing her handy work and the mistified body who’d come in. Chin on the back of her hand, a smirk played at her lips. That mischevious twinkle in her masked eyes. “I think you’re about five minutes too late. I’d offer a hand but,” she bounced the jewel from knuckle to knuckle before placing in her belt, “My hands are full.”

Recovering from the trip back to Earth from space was an....experience. He thought going to space was going to be fun, but it took a toll on his body. Maybe it’s because he’s old...and not a super being. It took a day for the dizziness and feeling of nausea to go away. Now all that is left is his weird appetite. Scott is usually always hungry, but since being back he’s been stuffing his face less. He can’t really wait for this to pass because he misses tacos.

Catching the glimpse of someone on the rooftop is what pulls him from his reprieve. ‘Hmm, seems interesting.’ He thinks and reverting back to his thieving skills he follows her effortlessly. Scott slips into the house behind her and man was this place loaded. But he doesn’t do this type of thing anymore....but is this rich snob really going to notice a jewel missing? Scott walks into a room just in time to meet the person he was following. “No, you’re good. I was bored and decided to follow you and see what you were going to do.” He says looking at the piece of jewelry she managed to get before it disappears into her belt. “Taking advantage of the rich after a storm. I admire that.”

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agentmecarter‌:

Well, while the world was ending, going to a coffee shop didn’t look too good but Peggy needed some coffee. Immediately. She looked up at the sign at an entrance where she was pretty sure was a coffee shop. It read Starbucks. When she entered, the nice aroma of coffee welcomed her, but the bliss ended for only a moment, for she was suddenly swarmed with weird orders flying around. Looking lost, she entered the line, hoping coffee was an ordinary order for she just couldn’t deal with weird named lattes and more.

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The only thing Scott liked from Starbucks was the strawberry frappes and after everything he deserves one. Preferably with a side dish of orange slices, but he’s going to have to go to the dollar store and get them. He’s in line behind someone and it looks like she’s struggling, so he decides to help her. “Just get her a tall regular coffee.” He says looking at the cashier before turning to look at the woman. “Oh! Wow, hi. Peggy Carter right? I’ve read all about you. You look even more badass in person. Ordering coffee just isn’t the same anymore is it?” He asks and then thrust out a hand. “Scott. Scoot Lang, a pleasure meeting you ma’am.”

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At least they were on Earth, right? Granted it wasn’t their Earth but at least they weren’t in the sky and he wasn’t trying to hold himself back from throwing up. He’s glad being an astronaut was not on his list of what he wanted to do when he was a kid. Because he was going to be disappointed once he got older and figured out that he couldn’t handle it. He pushes the button to lift his helmet back up to reveal his face and he takes a couple of deep breaths.

‘Is that Paul Rudd?’ He hears someone says and he looks up to see a couple people staring at him as they walks past and Scott gives a small smile and wave at them. He doesn’t know who this Paul guy is but people seem to be interested in him. And funnily enough as Scott looks around he ends up spotting a poster with this guy on it and, “Holy shit!” He looks just like him. “Dude, I’m famous!”

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❛❛ is this a gift for me? ❜❜

Scott smiles eagerly at the other, nodding his head. “Yea! I heard you were so into these now and Wal-Mart was having a massive sell on them so I got every color they had. Or well I tried, but this old lady was not willing to give up the red ones and she was strong to be so old. But yea, I even got a pair for myself. People really underestimate crocs.” 

meme

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soft caring sentence compilation

❛❛ I took your hoodie and I’m not giving it back. ❜❜ 

❛❛ Please just… just hold me. ❜❜ 

❛❛ C’mere. Lean on me. ❜❜

❛❛ You look like you need a hug. Come here. ❜❜ 

❛❛ I’m never leaving this blanket nest ever again. ❜❜

❛❛ I know you don’t like hugs, but… I could really use one right now… ❜❜

❛❛ Just stay a little longer. Please. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s so cold outside, but you’re so warm… ❜❜

❛❛ I’m sorry. I should have asked first, just… it reminded me of you. ❜❜

❛❛ Let me hold you for a while. ❜❜

❛❛ It’s okay. I’ve got you. ❜❜

❛❛ Everything hurts. Being with you is the only good thing in the world anymore. ❜❜

❛❛ Hey, hey, don’t cry. It’s okay. C’mon, come sit under the blanket with me. ❜❜

❛❛ All I want to do is sit and eat cookies and watch cheesy romcoms right now. But I’d love some company. ❜❜

❛❛ I brought blankets, takeout, and your favourite movie. I know it won’t fix everything, but it might help. ❜❜

❛❛ Please stay with me tonight. I don’t want to be alone. ❜❜

❛❛ I made some tea. Now, do you need to talk? Or should I just put on some music? ❜❜

❛❛ I’m not going to leave. I’ll stay as long as you need me to. ❜❜

❛❛ Your hair’s soft… I just want to pet it until I forget everything but how soft it is… ❜❜

❛❛ Shh, shh. It’s okay. You’re alright. You’re safe now. ❜❜

❛❛ I know you’re hurting right now, and I’m so sorry. Tell me what will help and I’ll do it. ❜❜

❛❛ I just want to see you smile again. ❜❜

❛❛ This is stupid but… could you sing to me? You have such a nice voice, and I think it might help calm me down… you don’t have to, but… ❜❜

❛❛ Lay your head in my lap and try to get some rest. ❜❜

❛❛ wait , did you just say you love me? ❜❜

❛❛ i’m so happy! ❜❜

❛❛ is this a gift for me? ❜❜

❛❛ hey! i’ve got something for you! wait right here! ❜❜

❛❛ i love you. ❜❜

❛❛ wow … your smile is breathtaking. ❜❜

❛❛ let me take you out on a date. ❜❜

❛❛ so what will it be tonight? ❜❜

❛❛ you know , you’re really cute. ❜❜

❛❛ shh … don’t cry. ❜❜

❛❛ so … do i get a goodnight kiss? ❜❜ 

❝  i’m here for you.  ❞

❝  let me help with that.  ❞

❝  i’m here.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna hurt you.  ❞

❝  if they do it again, you tell me.  ❞

❝  i’ll protect you. ❞

❝  i’ll make sure nothing bad happens to you.  ❞

❝  let me take a look…  ❞

❝  i’m a phone call away.  ❞

❝  you should have called me.  ❞

❝  here, sleep.  ❞

❝  if you wanna talk, i’m here.  ❞

❝  hey, shh, it’s okay.  ❞

❝  i’ll never let you go.  ❞

❝  you’re with me now.  ❞

❝  nothing’s gonna take you from my side.  ❞

❝  i’ll do what i have to.  ❞

❝  i need you to stay here, okay? i got this.  ❞

❝  it’s safe here.  ❞

❝  i’m fine, let me see your face.  ❞

❝  we’re gonna have to keep ice on that.  ❞

❝  i like seeing you smile.  ❞

❝  you’re so beautiful.  ❞

❝  you don’t have to talk, we can just sit together.  ❞

❝  i miss/missed you.  ❞

❝  let me do this for you.  ❞

❝  i’m on your side  ❞

❝  i’ve got your back, okay?  ❞ 

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70 horrible questions ... Fuck it

01: Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 02: Who did you last say “I love you” to? 03: Do you regret anything? 04: Are you insecure? 05: What is your relationship status? 06: How do you want to die? 07: What did you last eat? 08: Played any sports? 09: Do you bite your nails? 10: When was your last physical fight? 11: Do you like someone? 12: Have you ever stayed up 48 hours? 13: Do you hate anyone at the moment? 14: Do you miss someone? 15: Have any pets? 16: How exactly are you feeling at the moment? 17: Ever made out in the bathroom? 18: Are you scared of spiders? 19: Would you go back in time if you were given the chance? 20: Where was the last place you snogged someone? 21: What are your plans for this weekend? 22: Do you want to have kids? How many? 23: Do you have piercings? How many? 24: What is/are/were your best subject(s)? 25: Do you miss anyone from your past? 26: What are you craving right now? 27: Have you ever broken someone’s heart? 28: Have you ever been cheated on? 29: Have you made a boyfriend/girlfriend cry? 30: What’s irritating you right now? 31: Does somebody love you? 32: What is your favourite color? 33: Do you have trust issues? 34: Who/what was your last dream about? 35: Who was the last person you cried in front of? 36: Do you give out second chances too easily? 37: Is it easier to forgive or forget? 38: Is this year the best year of your life? 39: How old were you when you had your first kiss? 40: Have you ever walked outside completely naked? 51: Favourite food? 52: Do you believe everything happens for a reason? 53: What is the last thing you did before you went to bed last night? 54: Is cheating ever okay? 55: Are you mean? 56: How many people have you fist fought? 57: Do you believe in true love? 58: Favourite weather? 59: Do you like the snow? 60: Do you wanna get married? 61: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you baby? 62: What makes you happy? 63: Would you change your name? 64: Would it be hard to kiss the last person you kissed? 65: Your best friend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do? 66: Do you have a friend of the opposite sex who you can act your complete self around? 67: Who was the last person of the opposite sex you talked to? 68: Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with? 69: Do you believe in soulmates? 70: Is there anyone you would die for?

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spideygirlgwen‌:

“At this point in my life, you would think that I could handle a little existential crisis, but this is next level.”

“I need pie.”

“Tell me about. Try being stuck in the wuatum relam that you got sucked into through a portal in the back of an ex-con van, only to come out five years later to half the world destroyed. Though to me it was only five hours. This stuff now - this is level one stuff.”

“Pie actually does sound good right now. I wonder if this place has some stashed in the kitchen. Want to find out?”

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jecngrcys‌:

the whole situation had jean on edge and she could tell that it wasn’t only herself but rather the force within her that could feel the dangers of not knowing. the whole thing was like deja vu to the red head mutant and she could only hope that it wasn’t going to end the way it had for jean. 

all the pent up energy she had hadn’t been resolved in the gym but rather in the kitchen.  holding up a basket to the other, jean offered a warm smile as she extended the cookies out to the other in front of her, “want one? i have made way too many and i need to get rid of them somehow besides me eating the whole basket full.”

all he did was really follow the smell. cookies were like a beacon to his soul and anytime they were in his vicinity he had to have them. the smell lead him straight into the kitchen and did he die and go to heaven? because not only were their cookies, but there was a nice woman there holding them out to him as if they were specifically made for him.

scott gives her a big grin before scooping one up from the basket and biting into it. he groans appreciatively around the chocolate goodness and nodded his head in approval. “oh yea, these are awesome! thanks for making them.” he finishes the first cookie off before grabbing another one. “sorry, where are my manners. i’m scott, scott lang.” he says thrusting out his free hand for her to shake. 

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commander-mhill‌:

“We thought and it would have been because a Chitauri army ten times bigger than the one that invaded New York, invaded Wakanda but Thanos got the stones before we could get there.” Maria sighed and shrugged. “They’re not our biggest threat anymore but their technology is still useful, you should see what this babies can do.” Maria said holding back a smile, she enjoyed weapons, she had been surrounded by them from the time she was in High School. “Well you know… the power of Christ compels or whatever.”

Scott hums thoughtfully. “Well, maybe we can still learn from it and use it’s technology to build some awesome weapons. If it’s from an alien planet then that means it’s more advanced then anything we could ever have, especially now since we’re rebuilding the world.” Already a million thoughts of what they could achieve was running through his mind. “You’re going to need Holy water if you plan on doing an exorcism.” He jokes lightly.

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commander-mhill‌:

“Well, Loki came to NYC with an army of these things and he warned us Thanos would be back and so we thought hey, why not learn more about them and their weapons to be prepared but then, you know… Got dusted before we could test it… If you touch the goo you’ll probably get sort of… Possessed/Infected, so … safety equipment.”

Scott hums softly, looking over the piece of tech as Maria talks. “And you guys think we still need to study this and use it to protect Earth?” It would be helpful he supposes, considering whatever it is that’s about to crash onto Earth. “I think out biggest threat is gone but there’s nothing like taking precautions.” He says to her and then nods slowly. “The last thing I need is to be possessed. I hear that isn’t much fun.”

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commander-mhill‌:

Maria smirks at the man and shrugs.

“I do, I have your dossier, I probably know things about you, you didn’t wish I did, regardless, unless it’s an Chitauri electrical engineering degree, I’m still not gonna let you play with this in the middle of this place. If you want to potentially blow yourself up, take it somewhere else, damage control you know? The Chitauri are half machine, half biological… Virus type thing.” Maria said as she checked the bomb to make sure it was disarmed and threw it at Scott. “So just… You know, don’t touch any goo.”

Scott squints his eyes at her. He wonder if she knows about the time he stole a chest full of porn mags. In his defense, he didn’t know they were porn mags until he got home. They were stashed in a fancy looking chest box. Scott had expected there to be jewels or maybe some cash. Not some treasured exotic mags from the 1940′s. He blinks a little at her, most of what Maria said going over his head and he nods slowly. “Yea, alright. No messing with it in here and not touching the goo.” He repeats catching it. “So, what are you guys trying to find out about it anyway?”

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commander-mhill‌:

Maria was walking through the Avengers Headquarters, eyes trained on the tablet on her hands, she didn’t know what made her look up but she was glad because she found Scott Lang with one of her and Nick’s latest hobbies and she rushed towards him.

“Lang!” She called and took the device, she was sure they had placed them in safe places but maybe she had been wrong. “That’s a… a bomb! A disarmed bomb…” Maybe.

@oftimeheist

Scott always had a habit of picking up things he shouldn’t. That’s how he became a thief in the first place. And learning how to take it without being seen came later, but anyway. He watches as the device and taken from his hands and he almost pouts. 

“A bomb? I know how to handle a bomb. I have a master’s in electrical engineering ya’know.”

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general info: 

Name/Alias: Scott Lang/ Ant-Man

Age: 38

Gender: Male

Preferred Pronouns: He/Him

Team/Group: Avengers/ Ex-Cons

Faceclaim: Paul Rudd

Penned by: Summer

quick facts: 

Any special abilities/skills?: Shrinking/Growing via Pym particles, Electrical Engineer, Master Thief 

Human? Something else?: Human

Three positive traits (+): funny, easy going, caring

Three negative traits (-): self- indulgent, verbose, lazy

Dusted or not?:  Nope

brief background: 

Scott Lang made a lot of mistakes in life and it got him stuck in prison for four years. He missed a lot of time with his daughter Cassie while he was in a cell and it also cost him his marriage. After serving his time Scott had to prove himself to his ex-wife that he was capable of being in his daughters life and he vowed to leave the life of crime behind, but of course his luck doesn’t run that way. Scott gets sucked back in, though this time he gets more than he’s bargained for. During an easy in and out theft he meets Hank Pym and his daughter Hope van Dyne. He becomes Ant- Man and then he’s helping Captain America in Germany and then he’s put on house arrest. Which he suspected was going to happen, helping Cap wasn’t exactly legal but worth it. He loses more time to spend outside with his daughter but he serves his two years like a champ. Only to get out, get stuck in the quantum realm for five years once again losing time with his Cassie. But after helping everyone get their family back and his, he’s living life to the fullest. 

questionnaire:  

How is your character doing since the downfall of Thanos? (it has been 6 months)

He’s been doing great. Spending almost every waking day with the Pym family, Cassie and her family and the Ex-cons. Not wanting to miss or waste another minute.

How is your character handling the newly merged universe? Are they scared? Concerned? Excited?

He’s curious about it, but he’s also worried because that means once again he’s getting pulled into the fire.

Is your character willing to work with other heroes from other universes? If not, why?

Of course he is! Scott is always excited to meet new people. 

With new threats looming from other universes, are they prepared to fight? What do/will they fight for?

Scott will fight if he has too, especially if it means protecting the people that he loves.

Is your character willing to die to save the new world? To save others from other worlds?

If it means his family is safe, yes. 

anything else?:

scott lang loves his orange slices after going big

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hexwiitch‌:

wanda laughed softly as she took the drink from scott, sipping at it before she replied. “oh, thank you. you’re very kind,” she mused with a soft smile, nodding her head, “yes – i’m wanda. and you’re scott, yes? ant-man. it’s nice to see you again. and even better that we aren’t fighting someone like last time. though i suppose that won’t last for long, but…” she trailed off, shrugging her shoulders. “anyway,” she shook her head, pausing for a moment. “i’m a mutant. one of the stones was used on myself and my brother as an experiment and it brought out our mutations. his is… was… speed. mine, chaos magic. what do you use to make yourself shrink or grow?”

“no problem. this punch is really good and i would hate to see it go to waste.” he smiles at her and moves to seat down beside her. “yea, scott. and it’s nice to see you too. that battle was kind of brutal wasn’t it? i almost got stepped on a couple times, but luckily i was able to dodge the footsteps.” scott nods along when she explains her power and when she stumbles at the mention of her brother it doesn’t go unnoticed by scott, but he also doesn’t mention it either. “oh that’s cool! so the reality stone can’t do much harm to you by itself then huh?” he asks and then smiles when she asks about the pym tech. “so hank pym, the genius behind the suit, created this formula called pym particles and they are what allow me to shrink and grow.” he pauses for a bit. “there’s other things that contribute too. like i have to press the button on my suit to activate it. but it’s really cool.”