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   these mountains you are carrying,  you were only supposed to climb.

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100 ways to say ‘I love you’, Skins edition

‘Wake up (name), you twat.’

‘Do you want a coke or something?’

‘Can I carry your books?’

‘Yeah, wow, lovely… No. But I like that you’re funny Iooking.’

‘Oh thank you, you’re so nice.’

‘You fancy me?’

‘I think that could have gone a lot worse, don’t you?’

‘We’ll miss you, won’t we?’

[ text ] : EAT

‘Have you always had that mole?’

‘I’m respecting. Believe me, I’m respecting.’

‘You alright? Do you want to dance?’

‘Do you want me to walk you home?’

‘We’ll make ourselves comfy, yeah?’

‘Shall I give you head?’

‘I’m gonna get an early night. Coming to bed?’

‘I’ll give you head - that’s friendship.’

‘But what about you? You’ve got bigger problems than me.’

‘I like your hair.’

‘And I’m really, really sorry for being a slut, okay?’

‘I realised something. I’ve been an idiot.’

‘And I was hoping maybe you’d give me another chance?’

‘You’re clever, funny, and… very, very pretty.’

‘So I’ll see you around.’

‘(name), you came! I mean, cool, I mean… I wasn’t sure you would.’

‘Do you think they’ll give us a joint cell?’

‘I don’t want this to be difficult.’

‘Did you get beaten up?’

‘I want to speak to you, and I think you want to speak to me.’

‘Kiss me again.’

‘Come on, I’m taking you for breakfast.’

‘Happy birthday, mate.’

‘There’s something I have to get off my chest and if I don’t, I’m afraid everything might just totally go to shit.’

‘Come to bed with me. Please.’

‘You’re my best friend, but I really don’t know what the fuck you’re on about most of the time.’

‘See? I remembered your favourite.’

‘Look, sorry, (name). But your mum says we gotta take you home.’

‘Come out. I’ll get you dancing.’

‘Do I have to gay you now?’

‘Right, I know it might seem a bit fast, but, well, I think we’re ready, so, er, (name) … I want you to move in with me.’

‘Let’s talk. Fill me in with everything. Every little detail.’

‘We can carry on pretending, if it makes you feel any better.’

‘And I fucking love you.’

‘Wow! You’ve got a wacker lot of doughnuts.’

‘Cheeky.’

‘Thanks for keeping schtum.’

‘Hi, I made tea.’

‘I’ve never been to a pyjama party before, so I brought Vodka. Was that right?’

‘I’ll show you how to do a blowjob.’

‘I missed you… I missed you too much.’

‘I think you can do anything.’

‘It’s also nice just being with you, when you’re not being a prick, that is.’

‘You alright?’

‘I know you, (name). I know you’re lonely. I think you need someone to want you. Well, I do want you. So be brave. And want me back!’

‘Fuck you.’

‘Can’t we just sit like this … for a bit?’

‘This is a once-only charity event, you understand?’

‘I bought a fucking gateaux.’

‘Please. Can we start again?’

‘Facebook really needs to hear about this.’

‘You’re very stalkable.’

‘I was scared!’

‘I am so proud of you.’

‘Don’t you think you’ve had enough?’

‘She’s lovely, isn’t she?’

‘You look nice in that dress.’

‘You are doing so well, sweetheart.’

‘So you’re mental, and I’m useless.’

‘So, what are we doing next, mystery girl?’

‘I’ll never forget you.’

‘Hi. I got eggs. We can have eggs, yeah? And Red Bulls and pain au chocolat.’

‘I’d die for you. I love you. I love you so much and it’s killing me.’

‘Don’t take any crap this time.’

‘Badass.’

‘You’ve totally got, like, “fuck me” eyes, girl. Totally “fuck me sideways” eyes.’

‘Maybe we can go together.’

‘Don’t be an ass hat and people will like you more.’

‘I’m trying to understand your way, but you won’t let me.’

‘You’ve got quite a rep, but you’re actually pretty sound.’

‘You’ve got to stick it to the man, bruv.’

‘You need to sort yourself out.’

‘Remember when we were kids and we used to talk about just… just fucking it, running away and becoming roadies?’

‘Everything is going to be fine, I promise you.’

‘Hi, you look nice.’

‘You may live your life as you want.’

‘We’ll do a girls’ night in.’

‘You’re a shape-shifter of happiness.’

‘It’s not like we’re getting married! It was one dinner!’

‘Thank you, my henna-handed honcho.’

‘I’m sorry. I was just looking for somewhere a bit quiet.’

‘It’s heavenly.’

‘Why aren’t you here?’

‘I tried to ring you.’

‘Everything’s better. Here you are again.’

‘I’ll dance with you.’

‘What’s happened to you, (name)?’

‘I didn’t wanna tell you this when you were all smitten and shit but you can do better.’

‘Oh, my God! Oh, my God! I’m so glad you came!’

‘I promise. Everything’s going to be alright.’

‘ I love you.’

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hiatus announcement.

hola guys!! over the span of the last few months, my activity has been slowly decreasing and now that we’ve hit the new year, i realise that it’ll only get lower as time goes on. this is my last year of high school and i’m honestly doing all i can to finish this shit off right so,, as much as it makes me a sad bean to think about, i’m probably not going to be writing on any of my wrasslin blogs a whole lot any more, if at all. balancing out personal and social shit and school work is already enough of a hassle but coming on here to no muse is hella frustrating.

i can honestly say i’ve had such a wonderful time writing as all my muses, but i treasure the threads and character growth on nikki above all else !!!! thank you all for helping me grow as a writer and as a person and i love you all so much ah !!! i would list all the honourable mentions, but it’s been pretty much all of you, whether you’ve recently followed or if we’ve been mutuals for a century!!!!!!

[jeff hardy voice] this isn’t goodbye forever this is goodbye for now

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THEDIRTIESTDEEDS:

MESSAGE SENT: 11:44PM   →   CONTACT:  ska madness.          📨 SENT. might not wanna spend all that time waiting          📨 SENT. but what do i know                         … 8 minutes later …          📨 SENT. nothing i dont guess            📨 SENT. figured youd have picked up on how i hate texting is all

TEXT  ≫  ROUGH RIDER.  ≫  SENT.      Well… TEXT  ≫  ROUGH RIDER.  ≫  SENT.      I haven’t eaten yet. I could go for something greasy TEXT  ≫  ROUGH RIDER.  ≫  SENT.      Could use some company if you’re up for it.

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THEDIRTIESTDEEDS:

MESSAGE SENT: 11:26PM   →   CONTACT:  ska madness.           📨 SENT. aint going to say im not excited to watch you chop down that giant redwood or whatever he is           📨 SENT. but i might have gotten my hopes up a little bit           📨 SENT. was thinking youd show up and get what youre owed finally                           … 3 minutes later …           📨 SENT. im not too far away yanno 

TEXT  ≫  ROUGH RIDER.  ≫  SENT.      There’s still time I guess.                            5 minutes later. TEXT  ≫  ROUGH RIDER.  ≫  SENT.      That right? TEXT  ≫  ROUGH RIDER.  ≫  SENT.      And that means...?

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for @thedirtiestdeeds !!

TEXT  ≫  ROUGH RIDER.  ≫  SENT.      Not gonna lie, I really thought that’d be it. TEXT  ≫  ROUGH RIDER.  ≫  SENT.      Had me thinking the rough riders would be back in action. TEXT  ≫  ROUGH RIDER.  ≫  SENT.      Also made me realise how much I miss you.

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GO TO SD SAMI,, BE FREE

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“I always wonder what makes something GOOD.” Please enjoy the mental image of Sami and Finn earnestly discussing quality and timelessness in art. {x}

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[text] “I think I"m d;arunk. the mabr wont let me in.” // nottragic :))))

TEXT SAMI A THING !!     //      accepting.          @nottragic.

text   ≫  sent.    The what?text   ≫  sent.    I’ll come get you if you wanttext   ≫  sent.    You somewhere close by?

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Short List of random Text Memes sfw/nsfw mix

[text] “You want to come over?” [text] “Oh my god I’m so horny right now and there’s no one attractive in sight..” [text] “He/She asked me if I was even old enough to be out this late…” [text] “This party is boring can you come and get me out of here?” [text] “I just realized how much I hate tomatoes.” [text] “Let’s go for a ride.” [text] “You wanna go on a road trip. Like right now?” [text] “Hey! I’m right outside your window. Let me in.” [text] “I’m in the driveway. I got chicken nuggets.” [text] “I’m upstairs in your room.” [text] “I’m waiting in bed for you.” [text] “I’m waiting in bed for you naked.” [text] “THERE ARE KITTENS. SO MANY KITTENS.” [text] “I’m bringing home a kitten.” [text] “I think I"m d;arunk. the mabr wont let me in.” [text] “Let’s go camping this weekend.” [text] “Send me a pic.” [text] “Send me a sexy pic.” [text] “I know it’s four am but are you awake?” [text] “Hey….hey. hEY. HEY. HAEY. HeyY!” [text] “I got this weird package in the mail and when I opened it it was some sex toy. I never ordered this.” [text] “Let’s go to the strip club.” [text] “wanna hook up?” [text] “I wanna be in the D-D-DANGER ZONE!” [text] “Shut. Up.”

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Renee Young has added a new feature to Unfiltered where she just shows wrestlers goofing around backstage, and it is already the best thing imaginable.

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100 days of sami zayn ; 37/100