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Time to sleep. Goodnight.

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I am so happy right now that was an amazing tribute to The Sound of Music by Lady Gaga and then Julie Andrews came on stage and my heart is so happy

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What if right in the middle of the Oscars

they bolted the door

and the Rains of Castamere started playing

#leonardo dicaprio sends his regards

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WHOA PATRICIA JUST DROPPED THE EQUALITY BOMB ALL OVER THE OSCARS AND ALL THE LADIES IN THE ROOM RALLIED LIKE IT WAS THE FREAKING BAT SIGNAL CONCH SHELL HORN OF GONDOR JUSTICE LEAGUE ASSEMBLE CALL LIKE MERYL STREEP AND J-LO WERE ALL OVER THAT YOU GO LADIES GO

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Meryl Streep basically just screamed YASSSSSSSSSS at the Oscars

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Purple & green !

Awwww thanks so much! Feel free to come off anon any time if you want!

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Time for the Oscars!

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hello, i’ll be auditi- *gunshot* ♪mmm whatcha say♪

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.

FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.

GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.

RED: I'm in love with you.

PINK: I have a crush on you.

TURQUOISE: You're hot.

CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.

TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.

BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.

ORANGE: I dislike your page.

WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.

GREEN: I find you cute.

BLACK: I would date you.

BROWN: I dislike you.

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1737. A Canadian muggleborn transfer student being all small and shy and cute and everyone expects her patronus to be like a kitten or something but then this MOOSE THE SIZE OF A CAR ERUPTS OUT.

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January: yes! Yes! Everything will be amazing in 2015 February: I need a doctor

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IF YOU GET STABBED DON’T FUCKING REMOVE THE KNIFE THE KNIFE IS KEEPING THE BLOOD INSIDE OF YOU IF YOU TAKE IT OUT YOU’LL BLEED OUT AND DIE.

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In case anyone is wondering, this is the origin of the “Mmm Watcha Say” meme

SNL did the famous parody based off of this season finale of The OC. You can have this to blame