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starscream takes advantage of desperate tank

happy ride month

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Mimi types

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Honestly I find this "Chonkwave" thing hilarious✨ I did this to amuse myself a little, I hope you'll giggle too.

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there's no specific translation, only blurr hyping about swindle like "UHHHHH I LOVE YOU I LOVE YOUUUUU"

(woah looks like blurr really loves him hm)

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🗣️‼️ PROWLBULK FANS RISE UPPPP‼️🗣️

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lugnut is so girlypop

anyway behold these abominations 💖🫶💖

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...you rollerblade through my head on your way to deliver stuff. so that's why I'm obsessed. wait. let's pretend i didn't say "obsessed".

upd: we talked about it and came to the conclusion

jokes aside, now it's real hc. somehow blurr can actually use swindle's box as a shortcut for his own agent stuff (which swindle can't even know about, so he has no benefits) without swindle's permission, and it's really pisses swindle off. one of this days swindle just put fishnet and the sign saying smth like "EXTRA IMPORTANT TASK FROM ULTRA MAGNUS" inside the box to catch this mf I believe. and yes. it works. (the trap was so obvious blurr fell into it on principle.)

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hard braking suddenly became soft

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The Decepticons yeaaa...🙂(I finally finished them)

I checked trying to kill your sibling is an average family dinamic

Two episodes, just two damn episodes

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Cybertronian Units of Time: a Guide

…concocted by me, via:

Canon Definitions

Most Common Terms Used in Fandom (that I have seen)

Most Common Interpretations of Aforementioned Terms

Math That Makes Those Terms Make Sense Together

Filling in the Blanks With What Sounded Good (to me)

So essentially I began with Cybertronian units with explicit definitions in canon that are also widely used in fandom (ie. Vorn = 83 years, Joor = 6 hours, Groon = 1 hour). I then worked my way out from those and tried to keep to rough factors of 6/8/10.

Some terms that did have explicit canon definitions had to be slightly skewed from their value (ie. Breem: 8 → 6 minutes, Klik: 8 → 6 seconds) if their definition contradicted another definition that made more sense/fit better. 

At any rate, obviously no one is obligated to use this standard, but canon Transformers content has been unfortunately… awful at establishing any universal units of time, their relationship to each other, or their equivalents to human units of time.

So this occasionally makes fanfiction an absolute nightmare for people like me with a crap memory who don’t want to constantly have to scroll through a thousand pages of the wiki to remind themselves what the hell a groon is.

So, naturally, I simply spent far too long whipping up this at-a-glance guide to keep track of it & on the off chance that the fandom might adopt it. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 

(PLEASE REBLOG THIS IF YOU LIKE IT SO THAT MORE FANS CAN SEE IT!)

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prowl and little smol birdy 💛✨

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G: What the hell… Why don't they fit? J: Cos someone eats well enough to grow out a huge arse! How?? With what money? Could've shared with a friend at least, no? VK | Instagram Even more witcher book relates sketches on my Telegram

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this would work on me im afraid

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So… funny story…

I was watching TFA season 2 and I saw the pattern of “all spark fragment goes in thing; thing becomes new bot” and I thought

“Gee imagine if it went in a train, we could officially get Astrotrain. But wait, he wouldn’t be a triple changer…. Unless….”

And so Blitzwing now has a son. Enjoy!

Next part ->

Bonus:

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in da clurb we all fam

aughhh i tried to fix the quality but,,, hmmm

anyways yay caravan palace!!